[The camera opens to Eddie standing in his room, two curtains pulled over some rather large spaces in his room. Dramatically, he clears his throat.]
Ladies and Gentlemen! Alright, so I know some of you guys know me, and some of you don't. For those that don't, the name's Eddie Riggs. I'm a roadie, and I'm pretty fuckin' good at what I do. Now that I got that outta the way, I got some presents for some of you guys. Roxy, I know you've been waiting for this puppy, so here it is.
[Eddie pulls back the first curtain, revealing a black, polished violin and bow. The instrument looks a little patchwork in places, as if Eddie has had to find certain substitutes for the composition of the violin itself, but it looks like it's holding together really well.]
I couldn't really scavenge any parts to make it electric and give you a sweet ass distortion pedal with it, but it's finished. Sorry it took so long, but I don't have the luxury of shit growing out of the ground from a dead beast of fire. Work with what you got, y'know? Anyway, come pick it up and take it for a spin! Should be tuned and ready to go! Oh, and Balder, dude. Don't think I've forgotten about you!
[Eddie pulls back the second curtain, revealing an extremely well crafted battle axe, with a mark of Ormagöden adorning the top of the weapon. The edges of the weapon have been very well sharpened and polished, a bit more for presentation than practical use, but Eddie wanted to put on a good display of his talents before he made the proposition to the other Transports he was thinking of.]
So what do you guys think? I hope it was worth the wait. Oh, and don't any of you guys feel left out if I've talked to you about building stuff yet. I'm making a list. Actually, that's something I wanted to talk to you all about. Way I see it, some of you guys want different stuff that you may not be able to get, right? Usually I wouldn't have any problem doing it in a flash, but seeing as we're in the middle of something of a shit hole, that's kind of a problem. So here's what I'm proposing.
I want to open up a workshop to build shit you guys want or need. Could be weapons, clothes, or more luxurious stuff. Doesn't matter. If it's something small enough, I don't wanna charge for it, but the bigger the job, I might have to ask for you to either pay for it, or bring me some materials to get started. If I've already offered to fix something up for you, I'm not gonna go back on it and ask for anything in return. That'd be kind of a dick move.
[Eddie sits on his bed, turning the camera towards himself.]
So that's what I got so far. Any questions?