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Entry tags:
- blaine thorps (original),
- caesar silverberg (suikoden),
- collette (animorphs),
- johnny d'amico (original),
- mahdi clare (original),
- phoenix wright (ace attorney),
- ✝ adam jensen [deus ex],
- ✝ balder odinson [marvel 616],
- ✝ barnaby brooks jr [t&b],
- ✝ franziska von karma [ace attorney],
- ✝ lee chaolan (tekken),
- ✝ miles edgeworth [ace attorney],
- ✝ robin [dc comics (earth 31)],
- ✝ saber (fate/stay night),
- ✝ shadow [sonic the hedgehog]
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Greetings, Exsilium. I am Miles Edgeworth and I have an announcement to make. In preparation for Thanksgiving, a silly American holiday where people gorge on turkey and celebrate historical inaccuracies by painting bald eagles with gravy, I have attempted to cook a simple but delicious mashed potatoes dish.
I have failed. It has been less than two hours since I stepped into the kitchen and I have already managed to soil my cravat, stain my vest and slightly singe my sleeves. It will take a lot of effort to rid the delicate embroideries on my vest with the potato bits that have gotten between the threads. It would take more effort to get rid of the stench of curdled milk, failure and shame that now permeates every corner of this kitchen.
I must now admit that I am not only a failure in the kitchen but also a failure as a man. I am a foolish fool who can not foolishly comprehend recipes so simple even a fool of the utmost foolishness can foolishly cook. I submit myself to your mockery, Exsilium. I deserve to be punished for my incompetence.
That is all.
[ Note:Franziska von Karma was here. Miles Edgeworth smells.
Franziska has hi-jacked her brother's communicator. She wrote this entire post. Expect tags from Franziska pretending to be Edgeworth, Edgeworth, and Franziska... probably. ]
I have failed. It has been less than two hours since I stepped into the kitchen and I have already managed to soil my cravat, stain my vest and slightly singe my sleeves. It will take a lot of effort to rid the delicate embroideries on my vest with the potato bits that have gotten between the threads. It would take more effort to get rid of the stench of curdled milk, failure and shame that now permeates every corner of this kitchen.
I must now admit that I am not only a failure in the kitchen but also a failure as a man. I am a foolish fool who can not foolishly comprehend recipes so simple even a fool of the utmost foolishness can foolishly cook. I submit myself to your mockery, Exsilium. I deserve to be punished for my incompetence.
That is all.
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Franziska has hi-jacked her brother's communicator. She wrote this entire post. Expect tags from Franziska pretending to be Edgeworth, Edgeworth, and Franziska... probably. ]
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Is it... is it still edible? [ No, that's not a crack in her voice. ]
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The situation isn't as dire as she made it out to be. [ Which is to say he hasn't entirely decided what to do with them yet. ] That being said, it was actually Franziska von Karma who wrote that message, not I.
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So... [a rather drawn out 'so'] you're a masochist then. Got it.
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I most certainly am not.
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That's why you wear aprons and keep your cravat off, Edgeworth.
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My vest was unruined; there is no issue here.
[ But an apron... there's an idea. ]
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[Taking into account the amount of times this guy used 'foolish' somehow in one sentence, Caesar's pretty sure this isn't a serious post, so his dismay is focused on the fact that there's a holiday coming up.
Holidays are terrible things.]
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It is not the holiday that is a joke, but rather this broadcast.
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( action for poopy little sister )
He makes his way over. ]
Anything interesting happening?
[ As he asks he scans the room for his own device, ready to put thoughts of failed Thanksgiving foods out of mind. ]
( action for the poopy big brother who smells like wet farts )
[ She says as she continues to type more defaming things while holding the tablet closer to her. ]
Do you think they have some version of Enraged Avians or Botanical Undead in this world?
[ DIVERSION! ]
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And if you end up painting any gravy eagles, Indiana, make sure to show me! That's something I've got to see.
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For the record, I was not actually cooking in my suit.
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[video; on Collette's communicator because she's not a theiving theif who theives!]
[video; she's just borrowing his communicator ]
[video; liberating it briefly from its prison of humorlessness? ]
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This is not the social networking site you're looking for. I believe Facebook has been left behind someone in the 21st Century.
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I would never share such drivel on social networking sites, Ms. Fey. Indeed, I have no interest in them whatsoever.
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referencing what will be my next tag in the defense log jsyk
oh excellent i shall wait in antici
WAIT FOR IT??
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[ he... doesn't think this is him. at all. ]
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The point is that Franziska thought this would be a particularly funny prank. [ A beat. ] Which it most certainly was not.
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Doesn't that seem a little harsh for a first attempt?
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Indeed. Tell that to Franziska.
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Even my last post had more substance than that, and that's saying something.
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No alcohol involved, just Franziska's idea of a joke.
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Not funny.
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Well, you could have turned them into some sort of strange pancake by accident. You didn't do that bad for a first attempt though it's best not to wear anything loose or heavy near any heat source used for cooking.
[He winks and a thumbs up.]
Just a tip.
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I'm well aware of that. [ Although he still wore his cravat whoops. ] There was no pancakes involved.
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I can teach u how to make good mashed potatos. U just have to try again and be careful!
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There's no need for that tone of alarm!
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This seems excessive.
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Indeed. Tell that to Franziska.
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I didn't know you were into masochism and self-depreciating humor.
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I'm not. This is just someone's idea of a joke.
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You need not be so upset. No one excels at cooking by nature, 'tis a matter of practice. Would you like help?
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I was not upset. How good are you at cooking?
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Y-You ruined it? Mister Edgeworth, how could you?! [AND NO ONE ATE DINNER THAT NIGHT]
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The potatoes are fine, Maya.
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[SORRY, FRANZISKA.]
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[ It's cool. She just wanted to mess with her brother. ]
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Yes, I'm fine. [ The potatoes not so much. ] That being said, I was not the true author of this particularly dramatic public posturing.
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That's not necessary; this post was simply a product of Franziska's boredom. [ And Edgeworth leaving his communicator unattended while he cleaned potatoes off the floor... ]
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I am perfectly relaxed. This was just Franziska's - my mentor's daughter - idea of a prank.
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