( [FILTER: KOGARASUMARU + KURURU & RINGO )

ATTENTION NETWORK!

stop posting boring crap
its like you weirdos aint got shit to talk about

[ the video opens up to a very pretty, pink-haired woman. the camera is held above like a sort of myspace angle, with the woman beaming up at the lens. she's dressed rather shockingly, wearing only a black leather jacket that could hardly be called zipped up and no pants ...? no, on closer inspection, she's wearing a pair of lacy panties. (and of course, a pair of ridiculous thigh high stiletto boots.)

she wiggles her fingers at the camera, keeping it at that angle before letting out a long whistle ]

Maa~ Let's play a game. Maybe you've heard of it? It's called Two Truths, One Lie. You tell me three things about yourself, two of them have to be truths, and one has to be a lie!

I want to find the most interesting people in this place! So tell me the most interesting truths -- or lies -- about yourselves! After all, a place that harbors people from so many different corners of the imagination must carry someone fascinating, right?

[ she winks and giggles ]

Maybe I'll give the person I think the most interesting a re ~ ward ~ [ ♥ ]

[ feed cut ]

[Filtered from Roxy but lets face it she could probably crack this open by just looking in it's general direction, he's just...hoping she won't.]

Alright, pay attention, I need some a' you to make yourselwes useful for once. If it's any a' you who can't fight especially consider this payback for sawin' your asses god knows how many times.

I'm sure you all know by now this [WALENTINE'S DAY...] planet got a holiday comin' up centered around your single formed watered down horseshit excuse for romance, I mean we already got a buncha hopeless jackasses who couldn't date 'emselwes out of a paper bag practically throwin' themselwes onto the network askin' for help or more what the fuck they're meant to do.

But considerin' it's sorta more or less expected an' downright good form for two indiwiduals with actual concupiscent goings on to get together an' do somethin', I need suggestions. What the fuck does this shithole ewen hawe that could come close to passin' as some sorta legitimate good time.

She likes Wizards an' Alcohol. Her name's Rox' if you know her.

So.

Get to it.

... Hello! [Was that how you were supposed to start these things? Oh well.] Ah, sorry if I'm interrupting anyone. My name is Ringo Noyamano, I just arrived here a few moments ago. I think I understood most of what I was told, and I'm sure I can figure it out otherwise, but I am wondering one thing.

[A slight pause, and it was good she'd picked voice as opposed to video, because she looks pretty embarrassed.] Can anyone tell me the quickest route to a clothing store near the... Hold, I believe it's called? Any clothing store will do-- I shouldn't be too picky in an emergency. Thank you for listening!

[Then, much softer, right before she ends the feed--] It's really cold...

[And in case anyone near the Hold did happen to pass by, she was currently crouched behind a makeshift barrier/chair, her back to a corner-- her outfit had been fine back home, given the situation, but now she just felt ridiculous.]

[ Akito’s eyebrows are wrinkled and his face is definitely way too close to the screen, but once he realizes the video function is actually on and working - he pulls back, an easy smile on his lips and a hand raising to give a small wave to the camera. ]

Hello! I haven’t been able to look around much yet myself, but -- there was someone with me before I got here, and I was wondering if anyone has seen him? He’s about this tall, [ he gestures about foot and a half above his head, which probably isn’t much help, but. ] has brown hair that’s pointed at the ends, yellow eyes, and might be wearing am ugly colored sweater vest. Goes by Akira!!

If you haven’t seen him, then maybe Kazu? He’s about -- [ the hand lowers a half a foot. ] this tall, has blond hair, blue eyes, always wears a white beanie.

[ the hand drops down as he finishes speaking, arm pressing close to his side. ] Or if you could tell me where the nearest cake shop is, that would be almost as good!

My name is Akito, by the way. Akito Wanijima. It's a pleasure to meet you all, I'm sure.

tl;dr: A bunch of kids are stuck in an apartment room, the hallway outside surrounded by zombies. They tried to pull off a "Left 4 Dead" but end up getting stuck inside. Anyone care to evacuate them? (May it also be noted they're technologically blind, so they don't know how to use kitchen equipment to cook for themselves, etc. WHAT IS A TOASTER??) God bless these kids.

Note: All four will be tagging you! (On separate threads for speed.)

[ Why hello there strangers! What a beautiful day to be locked inside of a room with a bunch of people, right?

Wrong.

The image flickers to a face unknown from this world, and from the looks of it this boy does not seem happy. His lips are pressed together; eyes knitted into a glare while still trying to retain his normal and proper composure. ]

I need to know how I was brought here— there has to be a way out! [ His voice was rushed, and concern was clear upon blemished features. ] What... is this place?

[ The question was addressed not only the device in his hands, but also the various array of people that accompanied him. This prince was Not Pleased.

Also he may or may not be trying to leave the room. ] If anyone were to provide answers to this situation, it will be greatly appreciated.

[ Thankfully, the other people— a bunch of kids really, one of those kids immediately secure the uneasy prince before he decides to rush out to the hallway full of zombies. The shortest kid, Aladdin, gives him a huff very close to a pout. ]

Hakuryuu, we already told you! There's no way out yet. I'm sure everyone is working on it, so... A-anyway, this isn't the time for that!

( BUT WAIT there's more )

[The face on the screen is very reptilian, with curling horns on the side of his head, yellow slit eyes, and scales with a bronze sheen to them, and his expression is displeased. His voice is dry when he speaks, the first sentence muttered under his breath.]

I hope I'm using this damn thing right.

If this is a dream, it's definitely the strangest one I've ever had.

[He speaks a language that sounds almost exactly like English but with some differences in pronunciation, an entirely foreign word every rare occasion, and with an accent similar to Eastern European. The displeasure on his face doesn't completely fade as he gets serious, wings rustling slightly.]

I am Lord-Governor Kang of Teyr, on the world of Krynn. I've read through some of the information given to me already, and I'll try not to ask too many questions without consulting it first. I apologize in advance if I ask something included in it.

First, are there others from Krynn who are here as well? I've found two already, and in order to avoid further... mishaps, I want to make it clear that I have absolutely no intentions of starting any sort of trouble.

[Please don't hit him with any more chairs or try to kill him. He won't be so nice about it next time.]

Second, I've met one of my 'roommates' already. She has told me that a Lord Prestor is also sharing quarters with us. I would like to formally meet you.

[It takes him a moment to figure out how to end the feed, and the last thing that's seen and heard is a frown and a quiet, mild curse.]

( the video feed clicks on to display a very clear shot of the gigantic kogarasumaru team emblem carefully drawn across one of the walls in his room. you know because fuck the opinions of his roommates, he's a god and gods do what they want.

it's accompanied by one hand smacking hard against the emblem on the wall before ikki comes stepping into view. as soon as he's fully on camera, his hand closes into a fist, pointer finger jutted outward and it's aimed right at whatever audience he's got watching this. )

Listen up, listen up all you wretched fools! This is a public service announcement! If you'll check out the wall behind me, you'll see a majestic looking emblem! That's mine! It belongs to me and me alone! It's the great mark of Kogarasumaru! If you encounter anyone wearing this, they belong to me! Same damn rule for places and objects too!

Everything bearing this grand mark belongs to the great and awesome Sky King! THE ONE AND ONLY MINAMI IKKI!

( there's a pause then, followed by a quiet sigh. )

But if you catch one of my worthless underlings running around lost, report 'em back to me and I'll reward you handsomely—

( he taps a finger against his chin, almost pondering. )

—Depending on which one it is. I won't pay you for the beanpole in a hat or the little fatass.