[As background noise to Lilith's frantic chattering, there's the loud revving of what seems to be a very large chainsaw. The fact that she's either running or getting out of breath is also clear in her voice.
Truth be told, she's chasing after something. And on her first day here. Impressive business, Lilith.]
Hey! Hey, I uh, I kind of need some help here. I'm new to this place and I got that sentient weapon and everything and I picked out this really badass one I mean, it is totally swank. It's probably one of the coolest things I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of shit.
Oh, but anyway, I revved it up and it's got a helluva lot more kick to it than I thought it would and it kind of got away from me. It's also pretty sharp. I mean, it cut up this lamp post-looking thing pretty quickly and now it's just sort of flailing around ruining the ground even more. I tried shooting at it but I think that just made it angrier or something. I tried apologizing and told it that it needs to stop, but it's not really doing that and I can't really grab it I mean I'm pretty sure if it's pissed it'll just cut my freakin' hand off and I sort of like my hands.
So uh, can anyone give me a hand here?
[There's a pause.]
I don't mean actually giving me your hand, I meant help.
ooc: so Lilith has lost control of her sentient weapon! It's a chainsaw katana, something along the lines of this. People are welcome to find her with action tags or whatever!
Truth be told, she's chasing after something. And on her first day here. Impressive business, Lilith.]
Hey! Hey, I uh, I kind of need some help here. I'm new to this place and I got that sentient weapon and everything and I picked out this really badass one I mean, it is totally swank. It's probably one of the coolest things I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of shit.
Oh, but anyway, I revved it up and it's got a helluva lot more kick to it than I thought it would and it kind of got away from me. It's also pretty sharp. I mean, it cut up this lamp post-looking thing pretty quickly and now it's just sort of flailing around ruining the ground even more. I tried shooting at it but I think that just made it angrier or something. I tried apologizing and told it that it needs to stop, but it's not really doing that and I can't really grab it I mean I'm pretty sure if it's pissed it'll just cut my freakin' hand off and I sort of like my hands.
So uh, can anyone give me a hand here?
[There's a pause.]
I don't mean actually giving me your hand, I meant help.
ooc: so Lilith has lost control of her sentient weapon! It's a chainsaw katana, something along the lines of this. People are welcome to find her with action tags or whatever!
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