[Berserker's communicator comes on in the middle of him standing in a clothing store. He has his comm open, camera pointed towards him and a very irritated cashier. He's standing at the front end of a clothing store.]
What is this?
Isn't it one of those phones you guys use?
Did I leave this in my armor?
How should I know?
[Glancing at it a bit closer, Berserker turned it over. One could see that he was wearing a black suit, black dress shirt and an equally black tie, much as if he were going to the most grim of all grim funerals.]
It must have fallen out when I shifted my attire into this suit.
No, you must have slipped into the dressing room and taken it!
I don't have any need to steal. I simply altered the state of my dress to reflect an outfit I've seen. It's not theft at all.
I'm not getting into a data-sharing argument with you, pal.
[Somehow, this caught Berserker's attention.] Was that a joke?
What is this?
Isn't it one of those phones you guys use?
Did I leave this in my armor?
How should I know?
[Glancing at it a bit closer, Berserker turned it over. One could see that he was wearing a black suit, black dress shirt and an equally black tie, much as if he were going to the most grim of all grim funerals.]
It must have fallen out when I shifted my attire into this suit.
No, you must have slipped into the dressing room and taken it!
I don't have any need to steal. I simply altered the state of my dress to reflect an outfit I've seen. It's not theft at all.
I'm not getting into a data-sharing argument with you, pal.
[Somehow, this caught Berserker's attention.] Was that a joke?
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