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[crowing]

( the video feed clicks on to display a very clear shot of the gigantic kogarasumaru team emblem carefully drawn across one of the walls in his room. you know because fuck the opinions of his roommates, he's a god and gods do what they want.

it's accompanied by one hand smacking hard against the emblem on the wall before ikki comes stepping into view. as soon as he's fully on camera, his hand closes into a fist, pointer finger jutted outward and it's aimed right at whatever audience he's got watching this. )

Listen up, listen up all you wretched fools! This is a public service announcement! If you'll check out the wall behind me, you'll see a majestic looking emblem! That's mine! It belongs to me and me alone! It's the great mark of Kogarasumaru! If you encounter anyone wearing this, they belong to me! Same damn rule for places and objects too!

Everything bearing this grand mark belongs to the great and awesome Sky King! THE ONE AND ONLY MINAMI IKKI!

( there's a pause then, followed by a quiet sigh. )

But if you catch one of my worthless underlings running around lost, report 'em back to me and I'll reward you handsomely—

( he taps a finger against his chin, almost pondering. )

—Depending on which one it is. I won't pay you for the beanpole in a hat or the little fatass.

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permatext SCREECHES....

[tyrians]

kogarasoo
kogaaras
ugh fuck it
da fuck you goin on aboat
you dont look like no sorta king ive ever seen yo

perma voice! 1/2

[crowing]

It's KO ~ GA ~ RA ~ SU ~ MA ~ RU!

[crowing]

Get it right!

Tchh! And I guess you've never seen a real king then!

[tyrians]

auuugh stop shoutin
koga da fuck i dont acshorelly cared how its spelled yo
bouy you wanna glub to me aboat royalty you betta get reedy to be schooled yo

ac...tion...

[peachbaths]

Wh... [ Kougyoku comes back to her room to find... this!? WHAT DO THESE WORDS MEAN? ] What are you doing? What is the meaning of this!?

Ask permission before you draw on the walls! [ She takes her golden hairpin out and it's pretty sharp. ]

action!! hahaha

[crowing]

Oi, oi, oi!! A god doesn't need permission! This my territory and I'm marking it as such!

( NOTICING SAID HAIRPIN but currently unthreatened. )

1/3

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[Elsewhere, some skinny kid in a terrible knit hat is scrabbling for the REPLY button with what feels like too many fingers; a buzz in his skull and a kick in his pulse the instant he saw that emblem. Sky King, he said.]

/keywords.

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And then what was to be a mildly embarrassing outburst gets nipped by said kid turning to stone.]

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[Hello, Exsilium. Sorry about all the loud teenagers today, but even Ordinary Errand Service #5 of Ikki's Empire deserves this much dignity.

Also, this is in video just in case he needs to flip Ikki off.]

OI, THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN. FUCK YOU MAN.

[WORST BOSS.]

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[redheadcarrier]

what exactly can you reward people with? we're in a post apocalyptic wasteland.

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[crowing]

doesnt mean that theres nothing valuable left to exchange!

[video]

[kingdom_of_song]

[Have a hairy man with brown, bloodshot eyes and a Scottish accent.]

You own the wall?

[video]

[crowing]

The wall, the room, the people in it, and whole unit!

[hisokathemagician]

How energetic. ♥

But I can't very well catch your subordinates for you if you don't tell me who they are.

[crowing]

You'd be looking for a midget in an eyepatch, a huge fatass with headphones, a girl with huge tits and another one with pigtails.

If they know what's good for them, they should be still wearing the team uniform!

[text]

[demonbloodblade]

I have decided.

That I am going to find cloth and stuffing.

And make a very large pillow.

And then find you and hit you with it.

[text]

[crowing]

. . .is

is that it? a pillow?

video;

[bratworth]

[ raising an eyebrow... ]

Why are you drawing your symbol on Initiative property?

[ He's making an educated guess here, based on the assumption that all the apartments look more or less the same. ]

video;

[crowing]

Because it's my property now.

( nods sagely. )

[shoesfitperfectly]

What, exactly, are you a god of, little boy?

[Goodness, his voice sounds strange. All sort of staticky.]

[crowing]

The universe.

( chiiiiin scratch. )

Multiverse in this sense, yeah!

( perma vid. )

[rukhkin]

[There had been too much complication for Aladdin to comprehend, so most of the words flew right off his mind... Terms such as Kogara-something and something else about rules.

One did successfully catch his attention, though.]

Sky King? [eye glitter] If you're a Sky King, mister, then you can fly, right?

[Aladdin keeps observing with those huge set of eyes, hoping he'll hear something he'd like. This person could be a magician just like him!]

( perma vid! )

[crowing]

Of course I can! I can fly higher than anyone else, kid!

[a_million_blossoms]

... Exactly who are you supposed to be?

[crowing]

I just told you, dude! Clean out the wax from your ears!

I'm Minami Ikki! Greatest being alive!