[ Hello giant robot on screen trying not to look worried and failing miserably. ]

Hi there, uhm. Has anyone seen Wing around? He wasn't there when I woke up today and I can't seem to get a hold of him. It's not like him to just run off.

If anyone knows anything, please tell me.

Wing is hard to miss, he's the only other person here who looks like me.

Um. Thank you. Thanks.

[The video cuts on to show a large man with long black hair leaning FAR too close to the camera, squinting as he tries to figure out the strange device. He can deal with his Deth-iPhone but this? This shit is fucking confusing]

Is this thing on? I don’t think this is on. What. How is this even supposed to… I don’t think this is working. [There are a few beeps as he hits a few buttons] Hellooooo? Is this even on? I don’t know how this fucking thing works. This is… [mutters] Stupid fucking tablet

[He sighs heavily, the breath seems to go on forever before he hits another button]

What does that blinking light mean? Is it… oh. It’s on.

[He clears his throat. He’s got some Very Important things to say after all]

Hi this is Nathan. [pause] Nathan Explosion. [pause] From Dethklok. [He pauses, waiting for people to react the way they normally do. You know. Scream. Cry. Kill themselves. Chicks ripping off their clothes and throwing themselves at him. The usual.

When that doesn't happen he squints at it again]

No really is this thing even fucking on?

[ When the camera turns on, Artemis' expression is carefully neutral-- almost bored. ]

As much... joy I feel to be back here, I would have thought you could have at least cleaned up a bit. This place has just as much charm as it did the last time around. [ He punctuates that statement with a bit of a sneer, before his expression returns to its blasé state. ]

Would anyone mind filling me in on what I've missed? Sparing none of the grim and gritty details, of course.

[ There is a pause, before he adds: ]

Don't tell me those sods bombed this place again.

[The video feed opens on an alien teenager who some of you may never have seen before, dressed all in red and grinning widely. Most notably, though, she is wearing two eye patches, one over each eye. She gets right down to business.]

Is this working? Yes? It beeped, so I think so. Okay.

People of the internet, I have a quick question. [She points to the eyepatches.] On a scale of one to ten, how silly do these look?

Whoever cares, Jake and Kriem are gone.

[May be a little tiny bit bitter about that. She was actually becoming somewhat attached--they actually cared, even though she pushed them away. Annoying, yes, but they seemed to understand her motives better than anyone else here, and they were her allies. She had needed those, had the time come for action. Not to mention her house had been ruined, so she was stuck with her new roommates, whom she'd been avoiding. She wasn't up for dealing with people at the moment, and especially since it just reminded her that her old allies were long gone. She would miss them. Even if they were idiotic in her mind.]

I'm Kagura, if you're new. Don't bother me. I don't want 'friends'. 

As if those even exist, anyways.