♈ Aradia: Finally get around to showing your face. [video]

[psych0p0mps]

[The video feed opens on an alien teenager who some of you may never have seen before, dressed all in red and grinning widely. Most notably, though, she is wearing two eye patches, one over each eye. She gets right down to business.]

Is this working? Yes? It beeped, so I think so. Okay.

People of the internet, I have a quick question. [She points to the eyepatches.] On a scale of one to ten, how silly do these look?

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[fintastic]

Aradia, no. I think you should take those off!

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[psych0p0mps]

[laughs] I will in a minute, Feferi! I am just trying to prove a point here.

[biwinning]

Negative twenty two.

[psych0p0mps]

That is about two hundred percent off the scale in the wrong direction, Sollux.

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[musclebeast]

[Give him a bit, he's too busy just staring right now. It's a mix between a glare and a scared expression, brows furrowed and twitching over his shades before finally-]

D --> 100
D --> 100% even, completely
D --> Strip them off immediately

[So. he. can. see. your. eyes.]

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[psych0p0mps]

[Give her a second, the screen reader has to repeat what you just typed in excruciating monotone. "Dee one hundred Dee one hundred percent even completely Dee-" ... okay she doesn't recognize the quirk when it's read out loud like that, but finds his answer pretty funny regardless.]

Haha, hang on! I want to get a few more opinions first.

[video, but you have eyes covered, so it's sort of audio, I guess.]

[demonbloodblade]

Six.

From the inside, I'd think it would be a ten, unless you could actually see through them and not walk into things and hurt yourself.

[psych0p0mps]

Well, to be fair, I can't see with them off either, right now. Only a six, though?

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[chronologistics]

[He doesn't care if her eyes are covered. In his experience, being blind doesn't stop a troll from reading text.]

9.76
-.23 deduction in place on account of scoring low on the douchebag charts

[psych0p0mps]

[It doesn't stop the screen reader, at least! Enjoy the sound of your words being read back in computerized monotone before she replies.]

Haha, thank you. I think that was a compliment, right?

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[legal_eagle]

Wow. Ten.

[psych0p0mps]

[grins] Yeah, that's what I thought, too.

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[bodilesswarrior]

[Oh no more children.

Well she looks and sounds young, anyway. Maybe her species is different?

No, probably not.

There's a glimpse of exasperated facepalm action before she's smiling wryly at the camera.]

One eyepatch is dashing and mysterious. It doesn't really work times two, though.

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[psych0p0mps]

[Nope, she's definitely young! Or... young-ish. Teenage-ish. Yeah. She also can't see any of that, since she is wearing two eye patches at the moment.

She totally agrees, but she's gonna run with it anyway.]

It doesn't make me double dashing and mysterious?

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[sweetling]

Might work a little better if the color scheme weren't so lame.

[psych0p0mps]

Hmm. So if they were both red, maybe? They'd match my outfit better at least.

[flarp]

Eleven. It's just dumb enough to suit you!

Since when did you go God Tier, anyway? Don't get me wrong, you weren't exactly rocking the robo look and this works a lot better for you, but I'm calling hax! Hax hax hax. You cheated.

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[psych0p0mps]

[Whoooa whoa whoa whoa she knows who that is.]

Vriska? When the heck did you get here?

[and how did you not already know- oh geez, she's from a long time ago too isn't she daaang]

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[feel_nevermore]

Try twelve.

Also they look familiar.

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[psych0p0mps]

They do? You know somebody who actually wears these?

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[grannyfucker]

Well, how do you think you look?

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[psych0p0mps]

I'm guessing pretty silly!

[the_human]

They look awesome! You should keep wearing them!

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[psych0p0mps]

[laughs] Is that sarcasm? I can't really tell. [he certainly sounded genuine about it!]

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[showmeyourwreath]

Hey, you're a fairy!

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[showmeyourwreath]

Oh, and um, an eight.

[psych0p0mps]

You've seen sillier, huh? And yes, I sort of am! [grins]