[Whether you're in the middle of a call or browsing the network just to hack away another long, nightless day spent up on the surface of the moon, everyone-- everywhere-- finds this message suddenly stuck on the monitor of their tablet; it doesn't budge, doesn't close, and when the network goes out entirely just a split second later it stays fixed and bright right where it is.]

PLEASE STAND BY: WE ARE CURRENTLY PERFORMING UNSCHEDULED MAINTENANCE. DURING THIS TIME MINOR MALFUNCTIONS MAY OCCUR. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE WHILE BASE-WIDE SYSTEMS ARE REVERTING TO AN ALTERNATE POWER SUPPLY.
POTENTIAL MALFUNCTIONS ARE NON-FATAL AND POSE NO THREAT TO TRANSPORTS OR INITIATIVE STAFF.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND COOPERATION.
[OOC: THE NETWORK IS NOW OFFLINE AND CANNOT BE UTILIZED UNTIL 11/17 6:15AM. Any attempts to get rid of this message aside from destroying your tablet entirely will prove ineffective.
Please do not destroy your tablet.]

PLEASE STAND BY: WE ARE CURRENTLY PERFORMING UNSCHEDULED MAINTENANCE. DURING THIS TIME MINOR MALFUNCTIONS MAY OCCUR. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE WHILE BASE-WIDE SYSTEMS ARE REVERTING TO AN ALTERNATE POWER SUPPLY.
POTENTIAL MALFUNCTIONS ARE NON-FATAL AND POSE NO THREAT TO TRANSPORTS OR INITIATIVE STAFF.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND COOPERATION.
[OOC: THE NETWORK IS NOW OFFLINE AND CANNOT BE UTILIZED UNTIL 11/17 6:15AM. Any attempts to get rid of this message aside from destroying your tablet entirely will prove ineffective.
Please do not destroy your tablet.]
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