Drift
18 February 2013 @ 12:11 pm
[ Oh hey look, it's Drift. And it appears he's finally given up the gun on the whole trying to pretend he's not a giant awkward robot. He sucks at this whole secret thing. So have a giant robot. ]

So hi there. Uhm. Right. So I'm Drift. And I've got just a few questions.

First is that uh. I'm becoming abundantly aware that I'll probably need to find a better way to fit in here for obvious reasons. I do have something called a "Holoform" which allows me to project a solid holomatter representation of a human. But I'm really. Not a human. So there's that.

I guess what I'm asking is for some help in how humans or organics are really supposed to act.

Second, I'm looking for work. It doesn't actually have to be paid work, but anything I can do to help. My skills lie in.

Uh. Lifting heavy objects, chopping things and... well I'm pretty decent in a fight. So you know. Sparring or training self defense? Anything anyone can think of that they need help with. Please don't hesitate to ask.

[ He's a little desperate to make himself useful. ]
 
 
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The most unconventional challenge you will ever see. )

[However the peace is broken again as the network explodes into life showing Natsu still wreathed in flames and lightning. His face a mask of pure fury with flames blazing within his onyx eyes and even inside his mouth as he speaks. ]

Did you get my invitation you bastard? Oh I know you did. Unless you're blind as well as brain dead. Did you really think you could just eat and run? Come and pay the price, you worthless piece of shit of a leech! If you've got any guts that aren't rotted over inside that stinkin belly of yours, you'll come to where that beam just punched the sky.

[The flames and lightning billow outwards more fiercely the angrier he becomes but they settle down again as his voice lowers]

Or don't. Either way the ending's the same. I'll still track you down, then make you cough up every last drop of blood you took from her.

[And to elaborate his point he brings his gauntletted fist in front of the camera. To those who have seen Natsu use it before, they would know that until that day, his hands could not ignite while wearing his choice of weapon. However that no longer seems to be the case. The glowing pyres in Natsu's eyes are reflected in the weapons own miniature dragon head and its jaw is now opened with a red hot flame dancing in its mouth. A flame that is clearly wrapped around both of his fists now.]

I've given you a last chance you don't deserve. Take it or say your prayers. Because I'm coming for you.

[Suddenly Natsu holds his fist to the side and the viewers can see the flames around said fist forming into a very distinct shape, a snarling snapping Dragon's head made entirely of fire. Without warning, Natsu punches at the screen and the last thing anyone can see is the gaping firey maw of his attack. Nothing but static and then silence follows.]