[Oh look folks, it's Eridan, seated and with his expression exactly the same as the icon depicts.

He spends a few moments in silence, just staring really.]

You're paranoid, they said. Are you alwways this wwhiny?, they said. Stop makin' up problems that aren't really there, they said.

Wwell felloww...no, not felloww, but, let me say this much those a' you so assured nothin' wwas gonna happen or come about from these guys bein' untrustwworthy.

Knoww that I take no pleasure in sayin' this, bu--wwell, wwho am I kiddin', a' course I do.

[He clears his throat, pauses, and thennnnnnn...]

I told you so.

[That is all. Admittedly he hadn't really 'worked out' anything through sheer intuition or intelligence, he was just a paranoid jerk and luckily for him things worked out purely by coincidence.

So of course he's not going to miss the chance to pretend he knew all along.]

[There's a sort of computerized chirp first, followed by an equally robotic voice. She sounds... unsure. And maybe just a SMIDGE miffed.]

So there is an entire population of life here? Hm. I will admit this is far outside of my expected discoveries while in pursuit. I have checked my location in accordance to the globe twice over from when I was last in a recognizable area and there is a 100% certainty that this island could not have been there. I do not know where I am...

[Her voice dwindles at the end. She recalculates her situation...more computer clicks and whirls sound softly in the background. Them be THINKIN' Noises!]

Never the less, this may be a favorable turn of events. Hello. I am BRDIE, Battalion Radio-receiving Device and Imbibing Executioner. Have the viewers of this network seen or spoken to a man named Vitali Yinza?

It is of the utmost importance that I find him. Any information on him or this island would be appreciated, thank-you.

[Kanji looks a little awkward when he comes onscreen, shifting and nervous.]

The hell with knockin' on doors. This is quicker and it ain't like those bastards don't already know. Anyway! I got dropped here and find out about this poisoning shit in the food so I figured this was something I could do for the people stuck here. Someone I talked to and I figured, they couldn't be poisoning all the stuff we can get at, so I went out lookin'. Took a while to get everything together, but if it helps people out, it's worth it.

I made curry and I'm sure that the ingredients didn't come from them. Should be enough for everybody, as long as nobody hogs. It's in 109 if anybody's hungry.

[Kanji does indeed have a large amount of curry made, and anyone near 109 can probably smell it.]