Heeeelloooo.

[ sleepy yawn ]

I just wanted to say again, I still have a netbook, but I'm not using it, so if anyone else wants it they can have it. Maybe you broke yours? Or maybe you lost it? Or maybe you are sharing yours with lots of people. But you don't need to, because you can have mine!

Actually... actually maybe people who never had their own should have dibs? [ THOUGHTFUL PAUSE TO THINK THIS OVER. Yeah. That sounds fair. ] So, um, Ella, and that other man I was talking to who asked what I was eating, I think you are maybe both new and they forgot to give you netbooks. Do one of you want mine? That way you don't have to borrow Mina's all the time.

But if neither of you need it then I can probably give it to someone else....

[ he stretches. STRETCHES TOO MUCH, loses his balance, and falls off the counter to hit the floor with a thunk. the video feed now presents the network with a great view of the bathroom ceiling. ]

...Oops.