[ Troy frowns as he looks at the screen, eyebrows furrowing ]

Okay. I've decided I don't like this thing. One, there is no tweet button. I can't tweettag anyone's tweets if my own tweets can't be tweeted because there's no tweet button. And I have to keep saying tweet to explain myself and it makes me feel like a cartoon- which is awesome, but lame when I'm trying to state things and there's no pie around to float towards.

Two, I need my ringtone. Do you know how hard it is to find the sound of kickpunching as a ringtone? Well...[ he blinks ] it is. And you can't find the dvd around here because apparently the future hates fun.

Three, I can't find Angry Birds. 

Four, I had at least five pictures of my high score in Tekken 12 saved on my phone. I don't think new technology can grow memories, can it?

Four, my old phone could order pizza if I wanted it to. That's awesome.

Five-

[ ... ]

Six- I might have been trying to turn it off since number three and haven't been able to figure it out yet. 

[ Troy stares ]

Also this is a weird field trip...are we supposed to be space simulating again?