Kore ni wa bakagete iru. Naze sore ga hōritsu no hon ni wa madadesu ka?

[ A snap of paper and then the closing of a book and Takegami's voice is closer to the speaker. He obviously meant to turn the tablet on instead of having it butt-dial itself on. ]

I have always found it amusing that there are people who believes the justice system is absolute. It's nothing more than a set of rules tossed together by a group of ancients and then enforced despite the growing moronic changes of the world around them. So if I dragged a cow into a bar, I am committing a crime greater than if I stabbed a man in that same bar. What if I walked across a street carrying a duck on Sunday? Do they still enforce it so I will be facing a month's worth of jail time and a fine of four silver dollars if I did?

[ A rustle of paper as he opens the next book and a throaty laugh. Oh old laws, how you amuse him so. ]

Studying society's laws is a study of what they consider important, no? So perhaps I should be careful about walking a street while carrying a duck. Someone might actually care.



[ ooc; sorry forgot the translations! Basically it reads: 'This is ridiculous. Why is this even on their law books?' ]

[Alistair is decidedly pleased with himself when the video feed comes on.]

This place might not be so bad, you know -- aside from the forced violence and kidnapping.

[He holds up what looks to be ... a spoon. That spoon is filled with what looks to be a Cheez-Whiz type product.]

This stuff is brilliant. You could take it in your pack with you, keep it in the larder ... the possibilities are endless.

[The sad part about this is that Alistair has been putting this cheesy spread on almost everything he's been eating lately. It may or may not be partly because Anora seems to have a deep-seated hate for the stuff.]

Has anyone else uncovered any culinary joys I'm missing out on?