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IS IT SAFE TO COME OUT OF HIDING YET?
THOSE FUCKS IN MASKS ARE COMPLETELY GONE, RIGHT?
THIS IS PROBABLY A REALLY STUPID QUESTION AND A BUNCH OF YOU ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO COME MOCK ME FOR BEING SO BEHIND THE TIMES.
SO I'VE PREPARED A STATEMENT:
FUCK YOU.
I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH THE MOST LUDICROUS MEDICAL EMERGENCY EVER AND HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO KEEP UP WITH ALL THIS INSANE BULLSHIT.
LIKE I CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND THE COMPLETE LACK OF THOUGHT THAT LED TO THIS CRAP.
IF STUPIDITY WAS A THING THAT HAD MASS, THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCKED INTO THE BLACK HOLE CREATED BY THE GARGANTUAN MORONS I HAVE THE MISFORTUNE OF LIVING WITH COLLAPSING IN ON THEMSELVES AFTER THE SUPERNOVA OF BULLSHIT THAT YOU WERE ALL LUCKY ENOUGH NOT TO WITNESS.
ALSO, I DON'T FEEL LIKE PICKING THROUGH THESE AWKWARD FITS OF FAILED SOCIAL INTERACTION YOU CALL CONVERSATIONS IN ORDER TO FIND SOME USEFUL INFORMATION AS PART OF SOME SORT OF WEIRD SELF-TORTURE RITUAL IN WHICH I LATER SACRIFICE SOME SORT OF EARTH LIVESTOCK TO THE ELDER GODS AND ASK THEM TO SEND ME MORE ANNOYING SHIT-FOR-BRAINS HIVEMATES TO DEAL WITH.
ANYWAY, TO GET TO MY POINT
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I CAN LEAVE THIS HELLHOLE OF A HIVESTEM WITHOUT GETTING MY ASS HANDED TO ME BY A SHITBAG IN A SHINY BLACK UNITARD.
I REALLY NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.
I'M LOSING IT.
[ ooc: back from an awkwardly timed hiatus oops. text/gen permissions here for anyone new! also wow i am so sorry for this wall of text]
THOSE FUCKS IN MASKS ARE COMPLETELY GONE, RIGHT?
THIS IS PROBABLY A REALLY STUPID QUESTION AND A BUNCH OF YOU ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO COME MOCK ME FOR BEING SO BEHIND THE TIMES.
SO I'VE PREPARED A STATEMENT:
FUCK YOU.
I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH THE MOST LUDICROUS MEDICAL EMERGENCY EVER AND HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO KEEP UP WITH ALL THIS INSANE BULLSHIT.
LIKE I CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND THE COMPLETE LACK OF THOUGHT THAT LED TO THIS CRAP.
IF STUPIDITY WAS A THING THAT HAD MASS, THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCKED INTO THE BLACK HOLE CREATED BY THE GARGANTUAN MORONS I HAVE THE MISFORTUNE OF LIVING WITH COLLAPSING IN ON THEMSELVES AFTER THE SUPERNOVA OF BULLSHIT THAT YOU WERE ALL LUCKY ENOUGH NOT TO WITNESS.
ALSO, I DON'T FEEL LIKE PICKING THROUGH THESE AWKWARD FITS OF FAILED SOCIAL INTERACTION YOU CALL CONVERSATIONS IN ORDER TO FIND SOME USEFUL INFORMATION AS PART OF SOME SORT OF WEIRD SELF-TORTURE RITUAL IN WHICH I LATER SACRIFICE SOME SORT OF EARTH LIVESTOCK TO THE ELDER GODS AND ASK THEM TO SEND ME MORE ANNOYING SHIT-FOR-BRAINS HIVEMATES TO DEAL WITH.
ANYWAY, TO GET TO MY POINT
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I CAN LEAVE THIS HELLHOLE OF A HIVESTEM WITHOUT GETTING MY ASS HANDED TO ME BY A SHITBAG IN A SHINY BLACK UNITARD.
I REALLY NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.
I'M LOSING IT.
[ ooc: back from an awkwardly timed hiatus oops. text/gen permissions here for anyone new! also wow i am so sorry for this wall of text]
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