[a flustered blonde appears on video]

Okay, Abed, if this is another movie of yours, it's not funny at all. Friends don't manipulate friends just to make movies or video diaries. At least they don't do it - [she starts counting the times on her fingers and then stops] - okay, wow, you do that a lot more than I thought you did. But this is good, this is really good because now I can help you. I'm definitely seeing a really disturbing pattern which we can talk about together as soon as you stop this whole thing.

[a beat, and then a forced smile] Or even better, if you stop it right now we won't talk about it at all. What do you say, buddy? Just end this super fun reality show experiment you've got going, and I won't even say no next time you ask me to be in one of your movies. [a weak and hopeful smile] All right?