[ First off, let's have some Japanese, sung in a slightly wistful manner. ]

Koboreru hikari no naka, tawamureru kimi wo mita
Yureru kigi no koe kara hohoemi ga ukabu
Kowarete kieta yume wo itsumademo oi kaketa
Shinaya ka na yubisaki wa setsunasa wo hakobu...

[ The speaker makes a sort of tsking sound and switches to English. A while there is an accent, it is not very thick. In fact, outside of a couple pauses as he gets his thoughts in order, his English is rather clear. ]

Ah, apologies. It seems I have forgotten most of the melody. No matter. This place is a little like a camp waiting for the end of times. Of course since we are suppose to be the ones bringing the end, I do wonder if that is why it looks as it does. A curious thing...

Many things are curious here. I saw a flying lizard when I first stepped outside and at that training area, there were displays of talents that were only myths and tales where I come from. Storybooks coming to life, I would consider myself mad if I was one to not trust my senses.

[ A snap of fingers and a slight laugh. ] Ah! That is why I thought of that song. Fragile memories.

What fragile memories do the rest of you hold dear? Would this mission these people do not speak about change them you think?

[ Yes, he doesn't sleep much and yes, he is curious to hear about other worlds - it's all the better to eat know people after all. ]

[Furious typing on this end.]

wwoww this is actually the joke to end all jokes
an bad ones at that im definitely not laughin
i cant actually evven describe howw much fuckin nonsense this is a scale a one to ten doesnt quite fuckin cut it
if anythin the scale completely strained an broke under the wweight a howw ridiculous this is an bust a fuckin hole through the floor leavvin evveryone in utter shock and left wwith nothin but feelins a utter contempt for just howw ridiculous it is
if any a you assholes think i givve a single fuck about your problems you can forget it
this wwhole planet can take a divve an explode into fiery chunks a rock that drift endlessly through the empty vvoid a space for all eternity for as much as i care
long as im not fuckin here wwhen it happens
wworst case scenario i raze your pathetic little culture to the fuckin ground you hear me
you wwere evven stupid enough to arm me i swwear its almost as if you brought me here to put you outta your fuckin misery
wwhich ill gladly do if you leavve me wwith no choice you got that
noone messes wwith the prince a hope
otherwwise youll be left wwith none wwhatsoevver

[Yeah he's actually quite proud of that last little one liner...obviously this guy is just a huge dork.]