Eridan Ampora | caligulasAquarium [♒] (
caligulas_aquarium) wrote in
exsilium2012-07-09 05:04 am
Entry tags:
- feferi peixes (homestuck),
- martin darkov (original),
- roslyn small (original),
- sollux captor (homestuck),
- tori crawford (original),
- ✝ anders [dragon age],
- ✝ equius zahhak (homestuck),
- ✝ eridan ampora [homestuck],
- ✝ jeff "joker" moreau (mass effect),
- ✝ kanji tatsumi (persona 4),
- ✝ lash [advance wars],
- ✝ nathaniel howe [dragon age],
- ✝ takegami teijirou (mr. brain),
- ✝ tali'zorah vas normandy [mass effect],
- ✝ tier halibel (bleach)
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[HOLD EVERYTHING
STOP THE PRESSES
ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]
For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.
First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.
Also fuck you.
For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.
To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.
[Oh and he grins here.]
An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.
That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.
[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]
STOP THE PRESSES
ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]
For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.
First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.
Also fuck you.
For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.
To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.
[Oh and he grins here.]
An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.
That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.
[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

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[Wholly unironic and sincere, even.]
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Thanks.
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Hey Fef.
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Us humans have something like that too. It's called an ex you dial up for a booty call.
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Blackrom's the best kind a' romance there is, no question about it.
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...VIDEO
ERIDAN.
[You can probably hear that shriek from your room, dude. He is completely blue in the face and snarling.]
[Now he's not sure what to do... and he just stands there, freaking out, wait, give him, a damnit, a moment, or some- FUCK THAT.]
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He's between really pissed off.
And really amused.
It's an unsettling emotion.]
I can't believe it.
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It surprised me he's got such a good eye for it, but I'm not complainin'.
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OK I'M DONE
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Still ain't entirely sure how this hate-romance stuff works for you guys, but that's great! Hope it goes good for you!
...Or, uh, however those things 're supposed to go.
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Still, appreciate the sentiment. Most a' the other humans here are just bein' ignorant fucks.
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god im SO SORRY i was sure i had replied to this already nngh
it's ok! I've been busy with a new job so!
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[and we thought human customs were weird jeez]
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GOD I'M SO SORRY FOR HOW LONG THIS GOT...
LMFAO I'M SORRY SHE ASKED...
LOL SORRY AGAIN...
IT'S ALL GOOD NO WORRIES HERE C:
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How can you be in a relationship with someone that you hate? Relationships are supposed to be about love.
[Nathaniel is a closet romantic.]
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It's all about passion, excitement an' danger. Feelin' on edge, like evvery moment wworks towwards makin' a complete fuckin' showw of this person an' hopin' they'll top you so you can pay 'em back for it.
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It's gettin' into a relationship; that's alwways a good thing.
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[troll relationships sure are weird!]
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Makes for a strong bond.
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what is he even talking about. :( yay violence?? that doesn't make sense.
but uh.
GOOD FOR YOU I GUESS, ERIDAN. Martin will
hope that's not...a bad thing he is reading.....,]
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JUST LOOK AT THIS EXPRESSION
IT IS ONE OF ENDLESS JOY AND MIRTH]
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Congratulations.
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thinksKNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND...]Thanks. If anyone here'd understand it ain't necessarily a bad thing just cause it's an alien concept I figured you wwould.
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He seemed a little wweird about it earlier but maybe it's just his first kismesissitude.
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yep!
i am SO sorry for the late late late tag
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Didn't evver expect one of them to think like you do.
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