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[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

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LOL SORRY AGAIN...

[caligulas_aquarium]

...oh, so, you're not human. I figured you wwere. So do you guys havve to wwear the helmet getup or wwhat?

[The pale quadrant is a wonderful thing involving emotional support, purely platonic physical affection and the advice-giving part he already touched upon, but Eridan's views, and the some parts of the explanation he gave Tali by extension, are skewed and distorted.

...same with most things, really.]

Pretty much. I mean if you happen to be unstable enough to go around needin' a moirail an' senselessly murderin' left or right or can't keep your owwn feelin's in check, they're totally important.

That kinda person'd seem pretty wweak though.

IT'S ALL GOOD NO WORRIES HERE C:

[tequilaselai]

[Totally deadpan:] No, we wear it because it's fashionable. [a beat] It's for our health, actually; our immune systems are weaker than most.

That's not necessarily weak, though. There's no shame in relying on a friend - or a, uh, moirail - for support, is there?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Urgh, wwhatevver. I mean I think it looks pretty fuckin' stupid but it could be just for showw, howw the fuck should I knoww. I don't knoww wwhat's fashionable an' wwhat ain't, on my planet noone cares about that sorta thing.

Wwell. I mean one does but she ain't here so wwhatevver.

[Oh...]

You sound like a lowblood if that's the case though.

An' of course there is. You havve to be independent to be strong. Havin' a moirail defeats that entirely.

[tequilaselai]

[Her bucket is not stupid, Eridan, you meanie. B(] Like I said, it's because of my immune system - it's to stave off infection. If I didn't have to wear it, I wouldn't.

[She pauses and sort of. Stares at him for a moment.]

Being independent is great, sure, but there's a certain strength in teamwork, too. Lowblood or not, whatever that is, you can't do everything on your own.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Oh the lowwblood comment wwas the wweak immune system thing, not cause of the moirail comment.

Besides, that's all wwell an' good but some of us are expected to be able to do evverythin' on our owwn. Wwe aren't all expected to conform to adequacy you knoww. Some of us havve to be better than that.