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[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

Comments

[fintastic]

Yes.

[caligulas_aquarium]

No.

[fintastic]

Glub yes!

[caligulas_aquarium]

Fuck. No.

[fintastic]

I can go all night.

Yes.

[caligulas_aquarium]

You think I can't?

No.

[fintastic]

But you know I am going to win!

Yes.

[caligulas_aquarium]

This isn't a competition!

No.

An' evven if it wwere I'd totally wwin it anywway.

[fintastic]

Of course it isn't!

Which is why you can stop at any time.

And also?

Yes!

[caligulas_aquarium]

'Course I can. Unlike someone wwho thinks this is a competition, of all things.

No!!

[fintastic]

Yes~

[caligulas_aquarium]

No!

[fintastic]

Yup.

[caligulas_aquarium]

I do not need a moirail! I am perfectly capable of takin' care of myself!

End. Of. Discussion!

[fintastic]

You do too need a moirail, but okay, if you want to stop!

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

God, wwill you shut up already!? I. DO. NOT!

[And then the camera's view goes wildly out of control because Eridan just flipped the table his netbook was resting on in a fit of anger.

The device lands with a loud cracking noise, the table itself making a really loud bang and finally, the rest of the stuff on the table follows soon after, raining down on the floor.

For a moment all it shows are Eridan's shoes, sideways.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[After a few seconds, he sits down on the floor and crosses his legs, resting the netbook on his lap.

He repositions it so he's in view again.]

...

...

...sorry

But I stand by wwhat I said.

[fintastic]

Eridan...

[ Sigh. Oh Eridan. That's really unbecoming of you. ]

That right there is exactly why you need a moirail. It's not about whether or not you're capable of taking care of yourself. I think we all are. It's about moral support and having someone to help keep you calm so you don't do something regrettable. Like flipping a table.

[caligulas_aquarium]

It wwas a one time thing.

An' besides, if you hadn't brought this up in the first place it nevver wwould a' happened.

[fintastic]

That is not exactly the first time you have lost your temper and caused a lot of damage.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Yeah, wwell, it wworks here. They wwant us to kill shit.

Wwhich I am perfectly capable of doin'.

[fintastic]

[ You know, every time she starts thinking there might be some hope for Eridan, he does a really great job of reminding her exactly why she couldn't be his moirail anymore. ]

They want us to go on missions that have once or twice involved that but not always. But I can see that you are not going to listen to me, as usual, so I'm going to go do something else now, okay? Bye Eridan!

[caligulas_aquarium]

Uh...sure, alright.

Later.

[LEGIT CONFUSED HERE, FOR REAL...]