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[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

Comments

private GLUBSIGH FINE TEXT

[fintastic]

W)(at's )(e talking about t)(en?
It's not you, is it...?

private

[musclebeast]

D --> Not anymore
D --> Oh my God
D --> How can you stand interacting with him

private

[fintastic]

Lots and lots of practice!
You learn to tuna )(im out after a w)(ale.

In all seariousness, for reel?? You and -Eridan?

private

[musclebeast]

D --> Neigh, I will never learn to
D --> It's e%tremely intolerable and I never want to be able to deal with it
D --> He just
D --> I
D --> I am FURIOUS
D --> No we are not
D --> No, to every e%tent of that word, no

private

[fintastic]

)(e says you are
You say you aren't
And to be very )(onest
I don't know w)(o to believe!

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[musclebeast]

D --> We were
D --> Kind of, barely, for several hours
D --> Several dreadfoal, confusing, and e%tremely e%ecrable hours
D --> But not after this
D --> This

D --> THIS

[Let him just, ruin, like, everything nearby, including his keyboard which he then has to some how attach a new one... Give him a sec.]

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[fintastic]

O)( come on t)(is is just w)(at -Eridan DO-ES!
It's w)(at makes )(im so frustrating sometimes.

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[musclebeast]

D --> No, Princess
D --> That is what makes him frustrating all the time
D --> I will hoof nothing more to do with it
D --> Anymore...
D --> Ugh, I need to
D --> I need to get some milk before I e%pel everything in my nutrition sack from such fathomless and ine%plicibull tomf001ery