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exsilium2012-07-09 05:04 am
caligulas_aquarium) wrote in exsilium2012-07-09 05:04 am
Entry tags:
- feferi peixes (homestuck),
- martin darkov (original),
- roslyn small (original),
- sollux captor (homestuck),
- tori crawford (original),
- ✝ anders [dragon age],
- ✝ equius zahhak (homestuck),
- ✝ eridan ampora [homestuck],
- ✝ jeff "joker" moreau (mass effect),
- ✝ kanji tatsumi (persona 4),
- ✝ lash [advance wars],
- ✝ nathaniel howe [dragon age],
- ✝ takegami teijirou (mr. brain),
- ✝ tali'zorah vas normandy [mass effect],
- ✝ tier halibel (bleach)
7;; video
[HOLD EVERYTHING
STOP THE PRESSES
ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]
For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.
First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.
Also fuck you.
For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.
To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.
[Oh and he grins here.]
An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.
That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.
[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]
STOP THE PRESSES
ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]
For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.
First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.
Also fuck you.
For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.
To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.
[Oh and he grins here.]
An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.
That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.
[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]
Action / text;
Action / text;
D --> What
Action / text;
you are ab2olutely not datiing eriidan.
riight
?
Action / text; 1/3
Action / text;
Action / text;
Action / text;
no a2 iin no TWO not datiing hiim a2 iin you are.
or no a2 iin you aren't.
Action / text;
D --> No
D --> I am not
Action / text;
you are NOT datiing hiim.
hiim beiing eriidan.
eriidan ampora.
ok.
got iit.
Action / text;
[Kinda almost shattering his hand held now.]
Action / text; 1/2
but no ii wa2n't tryiing two.
ii gue22 ii'll 2tart now.
Action / text;
WOW II CAN'T BELIIEVE HOW EMBARRA22IING THAT WHOLE PO2T II2!
ii am gettiing 2nd-hand embarra22ment from how completely hiilariiou2 iit all ii2.
now EVERYONE thiink2 your datiing, thii2 ii2 goiing two take PERIIGEE2 two defu2e.
holy fuck you're goiing two be 2tuck beiing called "eriidan'2 boyfriiend" by everyone for 2o long you miight a2 well ju2t kiill your2elf now and end your mii2ery.
Action;
[It must be because he started to smash his tablet into a nearby dumpster. Or perhaps after he started to smash in the dumpster onto the pavement? Or maybe it was when the dumpster crashed into a building after having been smashed with a fist and a tablet and was chucked in an angry fit?]
[Who knows!]