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[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

Comments

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[musclebeast]

No- we- you- ARGH. [SUDDEN FILTER.]

No, you can't, you can't do this! Do you have any sense of privacy or decorum!?

[caligulas_aquarium]

C'mon Eq, they'd probably find out evventually.

Besides, aren't I allowwed to be happy in public Eq. It's not that big a deal.

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[musclebeast]

No, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY! I'm supposed to think that you IDIOT. You are NOT. And you have trotted over an imaginary line by acting so extremely rash! [He is huffing and fussing and making strangely horse like sounds amidst all of this as he begins to pace. The grinding his teeth are doing can probably be heard as well as his screaming.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

You said yes.

Wwhat's the issue here?

[musclebeast]

I SAID yes. I "SAID" THAT YOU- you. Ugh, I, I canter. I-

[Excuse him he NEEDS TO GO OUT NOW. Expect to hear a door slamming. And... well be torn to nothing, along with the door frame, followed by the door to their unit and that door frame.]

45 mins later.

[biwinning]

[YOU have received 1 (one) message!]

Action;

[musclebeast]

[Walking, dangit, he doesn't even know where he is anymore, he is somewhere very very far away from his unit. Definitely.]

[He destroyed some uninhabited small buildings from the inside out here and there and is feeling a little better... but the message seems to just tick him off even more.]

[The blueblood huffs to himself, breathing hard, sweating, trying not to get agitated by everything. The way his feet snap and crack against the pavement, the slight howl of wind through the rather empty alleyway he's stepping in, the rather dank and wet air making his sweat seem even more sticky. The blasted message continues to bother him and eventually he growls to himself, stopping where he's currently standing and takes out his touch pad.]

[The screen is more powerful than those tiny buttons some how... that doesn't mean he doesn't go through these things like potato chips though.]

[He doesn't grab it, instead lets it sit on his open hand, waiting for to calm down long enough to open the message without jamming his finger right into the screen.]

Action / text;

[biwinning]

hii.

Action / text;

[musclebeast]

[Deeeeep breath.]

D --> What

Action / text;

[biwinning]

2o ju2t two be clear.
you are ab2olutely not datiing eriidan.
riight
?

Action / text; 1/3

[musclebeast]

[Facepalm.]

Action / text;

[musclebeast]

[x2]

Action / text;

[musclebeast]

D --> No

Action / text;

[biwinning]

waiit.
no a2 iin no TWO not datiing hiim a2 iin you are.
or no a2 iin you aren't.

Action / text;

[musclebeast]

D -->
D --> No
D --> I am not

Action / text;

[biwinning]

ok.
you are NOT datiing hiim.
hiim beiing eriidan.
eriidan ampora.
ok.
got iit.

Action / text;

[musclebeast]

D --> Are you trying to purposely pull my reins

[Kinda almost shattering his hand held now.]

Action / text; 1/2

[biwinning]

ii probably 2hould be doiing that.
but no ii wa2n't tryiing two.
ii gue22 ii'll 2tart now.

Action / text;

[biwinning]

WOW II CAN'T BELIIEVE HOW EMBARRA22IING THAT WHOLE PO2T II2!
ii am gettiing 2nd-hand embarra22ment from how completely hiilariiou2 iit all ii2.
now EVERYONE thiink2 your datiing, thii2 ii2 goiing two take PERIIGEE2 two defu2e.
holy fuck you're goiing two be 2tuck beiing called "eriidan'2 boyfriiend" by everyone for 2o long you miight a2 well ju2t kiill your2elf now and end your mii2ery.

Action;

[musclebeast]

[OH, IT SEEMS LIKE THE OTHER PARTY HAS DISCONNECTED. THAT IS SO VERY WEIRD, HE HAD PERFECT CONNECTION BEFORE!]

[It must be because he started to smash his tablet into a nearby dumpster. Or perhaps after he started to smash in the dumpster onto the pavement? Or maybe it was when the dumpster crashed into a building after having been smashed with a fist and a tablet and was chucked in an angry fit?]

[Who knows!]