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[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwhat can I say? The guy recognizes a better class a' kismesis wwhen he sees one.

It surprised me he's got such a good eye for it, but I'm not complainin'.

[biwinning]

I'm giving it an hour, max.

Anyone, want to take a bet?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Soundin' a little bitter there, Sol.

[biwinning]

I'd be bitter if thith wath going to latht.

Which by the thound of it, it won't.

Better luck next time, Eridouche.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwe'll see.

1/2

[biwinning]

Prophet of doom, remember? And the doom I'm foretheeing right now-

[biwinning]

...Ith your relationship.

[not here]

[fintastic]

[ But you could probably use this ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

Oh my god shut up!

1/2

[biwinning]

Hear that door thlam?

That'th the thound of your caliginouth quadrant becoming...

[biwinning]

...Null and void.

[caligulas_aquarium]

WWHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

1/3

[biwinning]

What'th the matter, Eridan?

You're thounding a little...

2/3

[biwinning]

OK I'M DONE

[biwinning]

Hopeleth.

[caligulas_aquarium]

If you'vve fucked this up somehoww I wwill fuckin' KILL you Captor, I swwear.

[biwinning]

I didn't do shit. Excepth thpeak the truth.

[caligulas_aquarium]

That's a fuckin' load if I evver did hear any!

Don't talk shit Sol, I knoww exactly wwhat kinda truth you're on about.

You better hope for your sake this doesn't end badly, or it's gonna mean your doom.

[THERE HE...TRIED...]

[biwinning]

.............................................

Wath...

That thuppothed to be a joke?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Uh.

[...]

No, I'm actually goin' to shoot a fuckin' hole through you. An' kill you.

No jokin' around here.

[PLEASEBELIEVEHIMHE'SKINDOFEMBARRASSED...]

[biwinning]

It wath, wathn't it?

[caligulas_aquarium]

Yeah...

[biwinning]

Wow. You're like a walking embarrathment.

[caligulas_aquarium]

FUCK YOU I'M NOT!

[biwinning]

Kind of embarrathed I'm even withing a mile radiuth of you right now.