Eridan Ampora | caligulasAquarium [♒] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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exsilium2012-07-09 05:04 am
caligulas_aquarium) wrote in exsilium2012-07-09 05:04 am
Entry tags:
- feferi peixes (homestuck),
- martin darkov (original),
- roslyn small (original),
- sollux captor (homestuck),
- tori crawford (original),
- ✝ anders [dragon age],
- ✝ equius zahhak (homestuck),
- ✝ eridan ampora [homestuck],
- ✝ jeff "joker" moreau (mass effect),
- ✝ kanji tatsumi (persona 4),
- ✝ lash [advance wars],
- ✝ nathaniel howe [dragon age],
- ✝ takegami teijirou (mr. brain),
- ✝ tali'zorah vas normandy [mass effect],
- ✝ tier halibel (bleach)
7;; video
[HOLD EVERYTHING
STOP THE PRESSES
ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]
For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.
First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.
Also fuck you.
For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.
To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.
[Oh and he grins here.]
An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.
That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.
[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]
STOP THE PRESSES
ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]
For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.
First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.
Also fuck you.
For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.
To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.
[Oh and he grins here.]
An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.
That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.
[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]
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End. Of. Discussion!
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1/2
[And then the camera's view goes wildly out of control because Eridan just flipped the table his netbook was resting on in a fit of anger.
The device lands with a loud cracking noise, the table itself making a really loud bang and finally, the rest of the stuff on the table follows soon after, raining down on the floor.
For a moment all it shows are Eridan's shoes, sideways.]
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He repositions it so he's in view again.]
...
...
...sorry
But I stand by wwhat I said.
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[ Sigh. Oh Eridan. That's really unbecoming of you. ]
That right there is exactly why you need a moirail. It's not about whether or not you're capable of taking care of yourself. I think we all are. It's about moral support and having someone to help keep you calm so you don't do something regrettable. Like flipping a table.
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An' besides, if you hadn't brought this up in the first place it nevver wwould a' happened.
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Wwhich I am perfectly capable of doin'.
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They want us to go on missions that have once or twice involved that but not always. But I can see that you are not going to listen to me, as usual, so I'm going to go do something else now, okay? Bye Eridan!
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Later.
[LEGIT CONFUSED HERE, FOR REAL...]