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[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

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[...He starts watching and is completely unsure about everything about this and in his life at this current time and- wait- the third who knows- Eridan means... him? Wait he knows what what is about-]

ERIDAN.

[You can probably hear that shriek from your room, dude. He is completely blue in the face and snarling.]

[Now he's not sure what to do... and he just stands there, freaking out, wait, give him, a damnit, a moment, or some- FUCK THAT.]

NO.

Edited 2012-07-09 04:32 (UTC)

Do you have any idea what he is even talking about?

D --> Unfortunately

W)(at's )(e talking about t)(en?
It's not you, is it...?

D --> Not anymore
D --> Oh my God
D --> How can you stand interacting with him

Lots and lots of practice!
You learn to tuna )(im out after a w)(ale.

In all seariousness, for reel?? You and -Eridan?

D --> Neigh, I will never learn to
D --> It's e%tremely intolerable and I never want to be able to deal with it
D --> He just
D --> I
D --> I am FURIOUS
D --> No we are not
D --> No, to every e%tent of that word, no

)(e says you are
You say you aren't
And to be very )(onest
I don't know w)(o to believe!

D --> We were
D --> Kind of, barely, for several hours
D --> Several dreadfoal, confusing, and e%tremely e%ecrable hours
D --> But not after this
D --> This

D --> THIS

[Let him just, ruin, like, everything nearby, including his keyboard which he then has to some how attach a new one... Give him a sec.]

O)( come on t)(is is just w)(at -Eridan DO-ES!
It's w)(at makes )(im so frustrating sometimes.

D --> No, Princess
D --> That is what makes him frustrating all the time
D --> I will hoof nothing more to do with it
D --> Anymore...
D --> Ugh, I need to
D --> I need to get some milk before I e%pel everything in my nutrition sack from such fathomless and ine%plicibull tomf001ery

Wwhat's your problem?

[SERIOUSLY WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR

HIM

THEM

THEIR QUADRANT]

No- we- you- ARGH. [SUDDEN FILTER.]

No, you can't, you can't do this! Do you have any sense of privacy or decorum!?

C'mon Eq, they'd probably find out evventually.

Besides, aren't I allowwed to be happy in public Eq. It's not that big a deal.

No, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY! I'm supposed to think that you IDIOT. You are NOT. And you have trotted over an imaginary line by acting so extremely rash! [He is huffing and fussing and making strangely horse like sounds amidst all of this as he begins to pace. The grinding his teeth are doing can probably be heard as well as his screaming.]

You said yes.

Wwhat's the issue here?

I SAID yes. I "SAID" THAT YOU- you. Ugh, I, I canter. I-

[Excuse him he NEEDS TO GO OUT NOW. Expect to hear a door slamming. And... well be torn to nothing, along with the door frame, followed by the door to their unit and that door frame.]

[YOU have received 1 (one) message!]

[Walking, dangit, he doesn't even know where he is anymore, he is somewhere very very far away from his unit. Definitely.]

[He destroyed some uninhabited small buildings from the inside out here and there and is feeling a little better... but the message seems to just tick him off even more.]

[The blueblood huffs to himself, breathing hard, sweating, trying not to get agitated by everything. The way his feet snap and crack against the pavement, the slight howl of wind through the rather empty alleyway he's stepping in, the rather dank and wet air making his sweat seem even more sticky. The blasted message continues to bother him and eventually he growls to himself, stopping where he's currently standing and takes out his touch pad.]

[The screen is more powerful than those tiny buttons some how... that doesn't mean he doesn't go through these things like potato chips though.]

[He doesn't grab it, instead lets it sit on his open hand, waiting for to calm down long enough to open the message without jamming his finger right into the screen.]

hii.

Edited 2012-07-09 05:20 (UTC)

[Deeeeep breath.]

D --> What

2o ju2t two be clear.
you are ab2olutely not datiing eriidan.
riight
?

[Facepalm.]

[x2]

D --> No

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