Eridan Ampora | caligulasAquarium [♒] (
caligulas_aquarium) wrote in
exsilium2012-07-09 05:04 am
Entry tags:
- feferi peixes (homestuck),
- martin darkov (original),
- roslyn small (original),
- sollux captor (homestuck),
- tori crawford (original),
- ✝ anders [dragon age],
- ✝ equius zahhak (homestuck),
- ✝ eridan ampora [homestuck],
- ✝ jeff "joker" moreau (mass effect),
- ✝ kanji tatsumi (persona 4),
- ✝ lash [advance wars],
- ✝ nathaniel howe [dragon age],
- ✝ takegami teijirou (mr. brain),
- ✝ tali'zorah vas normandy [mass effect],
- ✝ tier halibel (bleach)
7;; video
[HOLD EVERYTHING
STOP THE PRESSES
ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]
For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.
First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.
Also fuck you.
For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.
To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.
[Oh and he grins here.]
An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.
That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.
[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]
STOP THE PRESSES
ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]
For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.
First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.
Also fuck you.
For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.
To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.
[Oh and he grins here.]
An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.
That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.
[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

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Yeah. He'd agree with that.]
Hawe you ewen met the guy? Yellow text? Stupid lisp so he thorta thounds like thith?
He's completely impossible.
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Not sayin' he ain't the worst of jerks to you, man, but you probably aren't seeing all sides to 'im. Just like nobody sees all of you either.
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It's really fuckin' simple.
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Nothin' at all. No friends. No chances for anything more. All alone, 'cept for my Ma and even she was always upset and disappointed in me.
Since then I've been tryin' to give people a chance instead of just judgin' before I even really know 'em. Got me some good friends.