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Eridan Ampora | caligulasAquarium [♒] ([personal profile] caligulas_aquarium) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-07-09 05:04 am

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[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE
]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]
punk_cute: (I'm worried 'bout you man.)

[personal profile] punk_cute 2012-08-16 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I have. And he responded pretty damn well to me bein' polite an' shit for somebody who's impossible.

Not sayin' he ain't the worst of jerks to you, man, but you probably aren't seeing all sides to 'im. Just like nobody sees all of you either.
punk_cute: (The Gentle Way)

[personal profile] punk_cute 2012-08-18 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I used to think like that. You know what it got me?

Nothin' at all. No friends. No chances for anything more. All alone, 'cept for my Ma and even she was always upset and disappointed in me.

Since then I've been tryin' to give people a chance instead of just judgin' before I even really know 'em. Got me some good friends.