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[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

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[biwinning]

I meant you.

Or I could jutht do it for you.

[You don't hear it yet but you will soon.

3...
2...
1...

GAHSHUNK.

No, that wasn't a shark breaking down a door.

That was Sollux's stupidly giant ninja star, being tossed into the wall, outside Eridan's room.]

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLY BALLS WHAT WAS TH-]

[caligulas_aquarium]

I don't knoww wwhat that wwas but you're not funny.

[He's not going out to check, fuck that.]

[biwinning]

Funnier than you at leatht.

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

...

[caligulas_aquarium]

So wwhatevver happened to agreein' to duel me?

Wwe'vve been back a wwhile noww an' nothin'.

[YEAH SUBJECT CHANGE...]

[biwinning]

Oh, right. Thorry, I gueth I wath a little dithtracted by my girlfriend being kidnapped. You know, thince I have prioritiesth and all.

[caligulas_aquarium]

She's back, she's fine, wwhat's the big deal?

[biwinning]

Nothing. I wath thaying, that'th why it didn't happen. I'm thaying I didn't wimp out. And I won't wimp out now.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Fine then.

Howw about right noww?

[biwinning]

Tho fatht to fight me after jutht declaring a blackrom for yourthelf?

Fine. Let'th go. Training area.

will i make a log for this or will we keep it going here? or handwave a result? Whatever suits you

[caligulas_aquarium]

This is different.

But I'll be there.

[Click; Offline.]

logggg or we can do it here, but I figure it'll go off page if we keep going here.

[biwinning]

Alright! Log's up whenever you're ready.

[caligulas_aquarium]