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Eridan Ampora | caligulasAquarium [♒] ([personal profile] caligulas_aquarium) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-07-09 05:04 am

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[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE
]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]
musclebeast: Vouloir ♐ ? (D --> Fret)

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[personal profile] musclebeast 2012-07-09 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
D --> No, Princess
D --> That is what makes him frustrating all the time
D --> I will hoof nothing more to do with it
D --> Anymore...
D --> Ugh, I need to
D --> I need to get some milk before I e%pel everything in my nutrition sack from such fathomless and ine%plicibull tomf001ery