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[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

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[birdhousesoul]

Congratulations!

[Wholly unironic and sincere, even.]

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[fintastic]

Eridan...

[ THIS FACE FOREVER. ]

ditto

[caligulas_aquarium]

[He's in a very good mood, so he doesn't even think about it being insincere.]

Thanks.

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[whatatool]

Whoopdeedoo?

Us humans have something like that too. It's called an ex you dial up for a booty call.

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[caligulas_aquarium]

[DOESN'T EVEN SEE A PROBLEM WITH THIS...]

Hey Fef.

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[birdhousesoul]

Now you just have three more types to collect, yes?

[Anders knows everything about quadrants EVERYTHING]

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[caligulas_aquarium]

Yeah, I get you guys don't got a' black quadrant. Wwhich I gotta tell you is pretty fuckin' stupid.

Blackrom's the best kind a' romance there is, no question about it.

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[musclebeast]

[...He starts watching and is completely unsure about everything about this and in his life at this current time and- wait- the third who knows- Eridan means... him? Wait he knows what what is about-]

ERIDAN.

[You can probably hear that shriek from your room, dude. He is completely blue in the face and snarling.]

[Now he's not sure what to do... and he just stands there, freaking out, wait, give him, a damnit, a moment, or some- FUCK THAT.]

NO.

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[fintastic]

What are you glubbing on about now?

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[fintastic]

Do you have any idea what he is even talking about?

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[musclebeast]

D --> Unfortunately

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Anders this isn't pokéquadrantsmon..........]

Just one, actually. The pale an' ashen quadrant aren't all that great.

Besides, I don't need a moirail, an' the lack of undesirable hostility towards another person means the auspistice thing wwouldn't be necessary anywway.

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[fintastic]

W)(at's )(e talking about t)(en?
It's not you, is it...?

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[caligulas_aquarium]

Exactly as it says Fef.

Eq an' I got a thing goin', of the caliginous nature.

[biwinning]

[.................

He's between really pissed off.

And really amused.

It's an unsettling emotion.]

I can't believe it.

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[musclebeast]

D --> Not anymore
D --> Oh my God
D --> How can you stand interacting with him

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[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwhat's your problem?

[SERIOUSLY WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR

HIM

THEM

THEIR QUADRANT]

[fintastic]

Is this some kind of practical joke? You and Equius? That is the silliest thing I have ever heard!

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwhat can I say? The guy recognizes a better class a' kismesis wwhen he sees one.

It surprised me he's got such a good eye for it, but I'm not complainin'.

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[fintastic]

Lots and lots of practice!
You learn to tuna )(im out after a w)(ale.

In all seariousness, for reel?? You and -Eridan?

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[musclebeast]

No- we- you- ARGH. [SUDDEN FILTER.]

No, you can't, you can't do this! Do you have any sense of privacy or decorum!?

[caligulas_aquarium]

...no.

It's a serious, legitimate thing.

[biwinning]

I'm giving it an hour, max.

Anyone, want to take a bet?

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[whatatool]

Yeah, because organizing your entire emotional spectrum into four little squares isn't special at all.

If you're into that kind of emotional masochism, sure. Or physical. Kind of fuzzy on how far this hatemance goes.

[caligulas_aquarium]

C'mon Eq, they'd probably find out evventually.

Besides, aren't I allowwed to be happy in public Eq. It's not that big a deal.