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[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

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[birdhousesoul]

Congratulations!

[Wholly unironic and sincere, even.]

ditto

[caligulas_aquarium]

[He's in a very good mood, so he doesn't even think about it being insincere.]

Thanks.

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[birdhousesoul]

Now you just have three more types to collect, yes?

[Anders knows everything about quadrants EVERYTHING]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Anders this isn't pokéquadrantsmon..........]

Just one, actually. The pale an' ashen quadrant aren't all that great.

Besides, I don't need a moirail, an' the lack of undesirable hostility towards another person means the auspistice thing wwouldn't be necessary anywway.

[birdhousesoul]

Why don't you need a moirail? [Anders is pretty sure everyone needs moirails. Of course, he's also under the impression that a really good carrot cake could be a passable moirail.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

Cause moirails are for people wwho can't take care of themselvves.

An' as a seadwweller I pride myself on my independent nature.

[birdhousesoul]

That's new information to me. [chinscratch] I rather thought moirails weren't a relationship of dependency. More ... a mutual appreciation. A chaste, mutual appreciation.

[caligulas_aquarium]

The concupiscent quadrants take priority. Alternian society pretty much reinforces that idea an' I'm not sure wwhy the others don't see it.

If you don't fill the red an' black quadrants back home before a certain age, for example, you are culled.

But they don't givve a shit if you got a moirail, or are currently stuck in some deadend three wway auspisticin' arrangement.

[FLAWLESS LOGIC RIGHT]