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[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

...no.

It's a serious, legitimate thing.

[fintastic]

I...

[ What do you even.... say... to this... ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

God, wwhy is it so hard to believve!?

[fintastic]

Because it's really hard to believe you when you also go around saying stuff like, you don't need a moirail!

[caligulas_aquarium]

...

Excuse you?

[fintastic]

Don't pretend like I can see you telling other people that you don't need a moirail when we both know that you do.

[caligulas_aquarium]

It's not that I didn't say it.

It's that it's true.

[fintastic]

Then why was I ever your moirail at all? Seems kind of pointless if you are so above needing one!

[caligulas_aquarium]

I can't believve you forget about that already.

I mean it wwas a wwhile ago I guess but I told you the only reason I put up wwith that stupid fuckin' quadrant is so you'd stick around. I wwas wworkin' towwards somethin'...uh...a big brighter, remember?

I didn't actually need a moirail, obvviously.

[fintastic]

I knew you started feeling differently. I guess I never really thought that you were just using me like that, though!

[caligulas_aquarium]

I wwas surprised you didn't get it from the start.

I mean all I did wwas shoot some wwhales for your lusus anywway. It wwas hardly a proper moirallegiance Fef, c'mon.

[fintastic]

[ Look at how hurt she is. Just look! Okay, well, she doesn't look that hurt, but she is. ]

Guess you're right! I mean, you never listened to anything I told you, so I must not have been very good at it either! At least we tried though.

[caligulas_aquarium]

It's not that, I just...I didn't really think of you as a moirail, so I didn't really think a' takin' your advvice in that kinda wway.

You could be a good one for all anyone knowws.

[fintastic]

Okay, but you still need a moirail though.

[caligulas_aquarium]

No.

[fintastic]

Yes.

[caligulas_aquarium]

No.

[fintastic]

Glub yes!

[caligulas_aquarium]

Fuck. No.

[fintastic]

I can go all night.

Yes.

[caligulas_aquarium]

You think I can't?

No.

[fintastic]

But you know I am going to win!

Yes.

[caligulas_aquarium]

This isn't a competition!

No.

An' evven if it wwere I'd totally wwin it anywway.

[fintastic]

Of course it isn't!

Which is why you can stop at any time.

And also?

Yes!

[caligulas_aquarium]

'Course I can. Unlike someone wwho thinks this is a competition, of all things.

No!!