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[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

Comments

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[onemoredeath]

I take it that this is a good thing, yes?

permavideo;

[caligulas_aquarium]

It's fantastic.

It's gettin' into a relationship; that's alwways a good thing.

[onemoredeath]

Aa, yes. A good relationship is always hard to come by.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwith human-troll interspecies relationships bein' impossible cause of a drastic difference in howw wwe treat relationships, it's evven harder considerin' the shortage of trolls wwe got goin' on.

So yeah, I'd say the odds wwere evven wworse an' I still beat 'em.

[onemoredeath]

That is true. Well, congratulations are in order.