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[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

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[caligulas_aquarium]

Okay, that sure is a difference.

So you're sayin' if a ghost showwed up here you'd make a' meal outta it?

[h=He's imagining if Aradia ever showed up now...]

[sacrificar]

If I desired to, yes.

[caligulas_aquarium]

So wwhat if none do?

You gonna starvve or somethin'.

[sacrificar]

I will not.

[besides, she's not okay with the whole 'eating other hollows' thing.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

...

So wwhat's the point?

[sacrificar]

I have evolved past such a dependency.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwell that's pretty cool I guess.

So does that kinda thing happen to all you ghosts, or is there some sorta circumstances or wwhat...

[He's curious.

Too curious.]

[sacrificar]

[never change, eridan]

Only a small number ever achieve it.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Howw?

[sacrificar]

A great number of Hollows must be consumed. The rest...

[a pause.]

Is not for you to know.

[because canon has yet to specify how a vasto lorde is even made.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

So you'd need a' lot a' dead people turned into these holloww things then just cannibalize the shit out of 'em wwhen you're one yourself, at least.

Ok then.

[sacrificar]

You seem particularly interested in our evolution.

[caligulas_aquarium]

So?

Is that a crime all of a sudden or wwhat?

[sacrificar]

I have made no such indication.

[gosh. paranoid much?]

[caligulas_aquarium]

Wwell..

..alright then.

[you have nooooooo idea]