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[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

Comments

[noble_nate]

Most humans would consider one relationship more than enough.

[Especially when the person you're in a relationship with thinks their moirail is a blueberry pie.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[oh anders]

Wwell, I dunno, I guess you just don't need the other three. I just can't imagine not havvin' 'em y'knoww.

[noble_nate]

So you have the other three as well?

[caligulas_aquarium]

No, I mean them existin'. As in havvin' them around, bein' a thing, that sort.

I only got one, an' I only need one other. The other twwo ain't important.

[noble_nate]

Oh, right, Anders said you didn't have a moirail. I'd think that would be the most important one, too.

Love is important, too, of course, but having someone to keep you in check... that's something that would serve most people quite well.

[caligulas_aquarium]

Yeah, it is.

If you need that sorta thing.

Wwhich I don't.

[noble_nate]

Well, I'm sure you know best as to whether or not you need one.

[Though Nathaniel has his doubts...]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[And Nathaniel would be right.]

Yup.

I am the troll here after all.