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[caligulas_aquarium]

[HOLD EVERYTHING

STOP THE PRESSES

ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]

For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.

First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.

Also fuck you.

For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.

To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.

[Oh and he grins here.]

An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.

That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.

[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]

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[boughtabookstore]

[ oh god, teenagers and the attendant emotions someone save her. dry but relatively sincere. ]

Congratulations.

ditto

[caligulas_aquarium]

[ROSLYN...HE thinks KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND...]

Thanks. If anyone here'd understand it ain't necessarily a bad thing just cause it's an alien concept I figured you wwould.

[boughtabookstore]

You seem pleased. Perhaps sometime I'll get a more thorough understanding of what a kismesis is, but for now that's good enough.

[ that is totally creeping fondness in her voice it's a disease she'll rip it out ... later. ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

I could explain it sometime if you wwant.

That or just forward this text document I wwrote to explain it to someone else to you.

Or...y'knoww wwhatevver. It's not like it's a big deal or anythin'. [yeeeeeah...] Just offerin'.

[boughtabookstore]

Whichever one works better for you. I'd be pleased to learn.