Eridan Ampora | caligulasAquarium [♒] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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exsilium2012-07-09 05:04 am
caligulas_aquarium) wrote in exsilium2012-07-09 05:04 am
Entry tags:
- feferi peixes (homestuck),
- martin darkov (original),
- roslyn small (original),
- sollux captor (homestuck),
- tori crawford (original),
- ✝ anders [dragon age],
- ✝ equius zahhak (homestuck),
- ✝ eridan ampora [homestuck],
- ✝ jeff "joker" moreau (mass effect),
- ✝ kanji tatsumi (persona 4),
- ✝ lash [advance wars],
- ✝ nathaniel howe [dragon age],
- ✝ takegami teijirou (mr. brain),
- ✝ tali'zorah vas normandy [mass effect],
- ✝ tier halibel (bleach)
7;; video
[HOLD EVERYTHING
STOP THE PRESSES
ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]
For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.
First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.
Also fuck you.
For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.
To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.
[Oh and he grins here.]
An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.
That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.
[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]
STOP THE PRESSES
ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]
For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.
First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.
Also fuck you.
For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.
To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.
[Oh and he grins here.]
An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.
That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.
[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]
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Jokes mostly, but you're pretty much in the same boat here, dude.
Not exactly an expert here, but I'm pretty sure all serious relationships work like that. That you can't just start them up with anyone, I mean. Still doesn't make them healthy, but whatever. This is clearly the norm for alien trolls.
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If you don't fill the red an' black quadrants before you reach a certain age, you get culled.
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Do you guys even have one of those romance cullers running around this place?
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But it isn't about that; I'm just pursuin' a potential relationship is all.
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[He means sweeps, which is around 13 human years.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN? CULTURAL MISHAPS.]
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So what, that translates to like... Ten?
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Thirteen.
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You don't just commit to somethin' like a quadrant wwith anyone you knoww.