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exsilium2012-07-09 05:04 am
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Entry tags:
- feferi peixes (homestuck),
- martin darkov (original),
- roslyn small (original),
- sollux captor (homestuck),
- tori crawford (original),
- ✝ anders [dragon age],
- ✝ equius zahhak (homestuck),
- ✝ eridan ampora [homestuck],
- ✝ jeff "joker" moreau (mass effect),
- ✝ kanji tatsumi (persona 4),
- ✝ lash [advance wars],
- ✝ nathaniel howe [dragon age],
- ✝ takegami teijirou (mr. brain),
- ✝ tali'zorah vas normandy [mass effect],
- ✝ tier halibel (bleach)
7;; video
[HOLD EVERYTHING
STOP THE PRESSES
ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]
For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.
First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.
Also fuck you.
For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.
To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.
[Oh and he grins here.]
An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.
That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.
[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]
STOP THE PRESSES
ERIDAN HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO ANNOUNCE]
For those of you unawware of troll culture, wwell, lets face it that's almost all of you. In fact the only ones wwho can appreciate this fully are...twwo of you I guess, since the third one knowws wwhat this is about already, but I'm in a generous mood. I'll explain.
First off I'd like to say that to those of you wwho label me an undesirable troll, I say ha.
Also fuck you.
For you see I just got myself a kismesis. An' before you bastards ask, yes he agreed to it. I'll fuckin' provve it if I havve to.
To those a you not in the knoww, this makes us troll boyfriends, only there's more hate goin' on. Kinda like havvin' a deadly an' vviolent rivvalry but wwith makin' out invvolvved.
[Oh and he grins here.]
An' he's not half-bad at that, if I say so myself.
That's all. You can go back to your livves noww.
[Yep. Make of it what you will initiative, this here is one desperate motherfucker.]
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Does that help?
[Even though it's not suitable, it's the best he can think of.]
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Red is pity, black is hate, and they're the twwo most important quadrants. The others don't matter.
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What are the other two?
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The other twwo are the pale an' ashen quadrants. The less vvaluable red an' black quadrants.
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How are they any less valuable? [She pauses.] Sorry for all the questions. Quarians don't have anything like this - just romantic love and familial relationships, really. It's interesting.
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[he thinks you're just some weird mask wearing human ngl]
Okay, this is gonna take some explainin' so I hope you're able to listen unlike most a' these others...cause I ain't repeatin' the wwhole thing again if you don't get it.
GOD I'M SO SORRY FOR HOW LONG THIS GOT...
...you know on second thought, he's gonna just type this so it can be re-read. Make it easier for
himeveryone.]Okay, so, wwe got four different kinds a romance in troll culture, in twwo categories, red an' black. Pit-ugh, lovve an' hate.
They're also divvided into the concupiscent an' conciliatory groups, the former havvin' to do wwith reproduction an' producin' progeny wwhereas the latter is just sometimes necessary dependin' on the circumstances, situation or the trolls themselvves.
♥ is matespritship, wwhich is like your concept of romantic lovve, but it's probably different in wways an' such. I don't knoww shit about xenopsychology.
♠ is kismesissitude, wwhich is the thing I'm goin' on about in this post. Hatemance an' all that.
These twwo are the concupiscent quadrants. They're necessary for the race practically survvivvin' an' such. I'm not gettin' into details because...I'm sure you can guess wwhy.
♦ is the pale quadrant, in the red group relatin' to feelin's of pity an' such except it doesn't go as far as matespritship does, so there's no actual kissin' or anythin' of that kinda nature goin' on.
Basically wwhen you got one troll wwho can't stop himself from fuckin' up all ovver the place an' wwreckin' buildin's an' killin' trolls left an' right they need someone wwho can keep him in check an' basically look after 'em cause they can't look after themselvves, they need a moirail to do it for them.
I, howwevver, am perfectly capable of lookin' after myself an' excel at decision makin', so a moirail is pretty much unnecessary. I don't need one.
♣ is Auspisticism, the ashen quadrant, wwhich invvolvves three people instead of twwo. You got twwo people wwho hate each other enough to be kismesis, but maybe they already got a kismesis an' that'd lead to somethin' like infidelity or the like, right? An' they can't keep 'emselvves from hatin' each other like that an' it's gettin' pretty serious.
So you bring in a third troll, the auspistice, wwho mediates betwween the twwo so you don't end up in a full-on blackrom wwith another troll. You lovve your auspistice enough to listen to 'em, but hate the other troll enough to make it necessary for the wwhole quadrant to exist in the first place.
I don't got anyone I feel that wway towwards, so again, don't need it.
The conciliatory quadrants are basically for people wwho don't knoww wwhat to do wwith 'emselvves. I'm not one of those people.
The concupiscent ones, though, evveryones gotta havve those. It's actually laww you do at some point, or else you get culled.
Though before you ask I'm not gettin' into a relationship solely cause of that since obvviously those rules don't apply here. Just cause, wwell...yeah.
LMFAO I'M SORRY SHE ASKED...
[There's a long pause as Tali stops to read all of that. Holy hell, Eridan, tl;dr more why don't you. BUT she even downloads the text file and saves it to her omni-tool for future reference - she's noticed there are a few of these trolls here, and it never hurts to be culturally sensitive. :V
She has to wonder if what he says about not needing the conciliatory quadrants is actually true, but eh, not her business.]
Huh. That's definitely a... unique way of resolving one's differences. Or staying out of trouble in general, for that matter. [Idly, she wonders if Shepard could use a moirail to keep her from blowing stuff up.]
LOL SORRY AGAIN...
[The pale quadrant is a wonderful thing involving emotional support, purely platonic physical affection and the advice-giving part he already touched upon, but Eridan's views, and the some parts of the explanation he gave Tali by extension, are skewed and distorted.
...same with most things, really.]
Pretty much. I mean if you happen to be unstable enough to go around needin' a moirail an' senselessly murderin' left or right or can't keep your owwn feelin's in check, they're totally important.
That kinda person'd seem pretty wweak though.
IT'S ALL GOOD NO WORRIES HERE C:
That's not necessarily weak, though. There's no shame in relying on a friend - or a, uh, moirail - for support, is there?
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Wwell. I mean one does but she ain't here so wwhatevver.
[Oh...]
You sound like a lowblood if that's the case though.
An' of course there is. You havve to be independent to be strong. Havin' a moirail defeats that entirely.
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[She pauses and sort of. Stares at him for a moment.]
Being independent is great, sure, but there's a certain strength in teamwork, too. Lowblood or not, whatever that is, you can't do everything on your own.
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Besides, that's all wwell an' good but some of us are expected to be able to do evverythin' on our owwn. Wwe aren't all expected to conform to adequacy you knoww. Some of us havve to be better than that.