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You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.

We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

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Wait, you're right! They're creating an inter-reality task force of model warriors!

[ Marco you are officially so weird. She can't keep a straight face through saying this, but really?

Really? ]

See? Now we can prepare! Get your mom jeans out - STAT.

Mom jeans? Pfft, no way! It's racing sweats all the way.

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[Pinching the bridge of her nose.] How is this supposed to be helpful?

We're better prepared for mounting a resistance. No longer can they capitalize on our beefcakeousity. Our Victoria's Secrets curves. Our Bowflex pecs.

Our what? [Look she's. From the future. I don't think those places exist anymore.] I don't think there is a method to their madness. They seem to be pretty indiscriminate in their choice of soldiers, kid.

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Nobody wants to see ugly rebels. [A grin.] Otherwise, who would the people want to rally around?

Knew there was a reason Nixon lost the election.

Nixon?

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Ridiculous.

I don't make the rules, I just sit here with these cheekbones.

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Aren't they just? I'm starting to wonder if I should be worried.

I'm starting to feel taken advantage of on nearly every level.

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[but no one knows what Tali looks like under the helmet... does she still count...]

It's more likely that they picked us at random, but whatever makes you feel better.

C'mon now. Don't tell me the guys back home don't go crazy over that...scuba mask thing. I'm sure yours is the prettiest scuba mask thing in the galaxy.

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And if we weren't thinking of thanking you?

[ He's amused, really, even if he doesn't really sound it. ]

Then I guess just try not to let that jawline fall into the wrong hands.

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How flattering.

Agreed. I'd send a thank you note if I didn't fear the worst.

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[what are you even]

Marco.

[big ole grin ]

Polo.

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So how's that getting dates thing working for you.

Edited 2012-07-30 22:40 (UTC)

You tell me. You're the resident expert.

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Long live the pretty people, here here. Way to go, spaz case.

May they always prosper.

...spaz case. Really?

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