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[gorillawarfare]

 You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.




We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

[ SCIENCE ]

Comments

[voice]

[selfloyalty]

It is not a matter of "taking compliments" but more so my wanting to know where you were planning on going with this observation of yours.

Re: [voice]

[gorillawarfare]

[grin]

Bestowing compliments was step two.

[selfloyalty]

And where will that get you?

[gorillawarfare]

Hopefully more compliments. Perhaps a date. Maybe new friends. Really, this is just a whole new world of possibilities.

[selfloyalty]

And has your venture been successful?

[gorillawarfare]

Give it time, pretty lady. Give it time.