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[gorillawarfare]

 You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.




We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

[ SCIENCE ]

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[ex_bandai157]

[ WOW MARCO. ]

Brooks, actually. Sorry to disappoint, but there's no shopping for my job at all - though I do help solve crime.

[gorillawarfare]

[ YOU KNOW YOU LOVE HIM ALREADY, BARNABY ]

Man, I had you pegged for the Macy's guy.

Solving crime, huh? Trenchcoat or spandex style?

[ex_bandai157]

[ He's just going to collect all the precocious children in the city. ]

Spandex isn't really my style. [ Although if his company had demanded it, he would've ended up going along with it. ] I have a different kind of suit.

[gorillawarfare]

[ and take them on fabulous field trips, right? Marco likes the arcade ]

Oh great, CIA up in here. You know, your computers aren't really as awesome as you think they are.

[ex_bandai157]

[ And wonder how this happened to him. Also he pauses at the misunderstanding, and then laughs briefly. ]

No, I meant that literally.

[gorillawarfare]

[ he sighs ]

What is it with this place and all the Bruce Wayne knock-offs.

And why didn't I get an awesome suit.

[ex_bandai157]

[ Rude, he's much more fabulous than Bruce Wayne. ]

Sorry, but I'm not anyone's knockoff. [ He totally invented being Batman okok. ] As for the suit, it sounds as though you didn't have anyone to design one for you. Though, not every kind of a hero needs a suit.

[ Not that he's quite one to talk, but he's also kind of thinking "maybe when you're older." ]

[gorillawarfare]

[ Marco rolls his eyes ]

That's exactly what the guy who doesn't have to save the world in tight bike shorts would say.

[ex_bandai157]

Regardless, it's still true. You shouldn't worry about it.

[gorillawarfare]

Dude, have you ever tried to outrun people shooting at you in bike shorts? The stuff chaffs after a while.

1/2

[ex_bandai157]

[ Oh you meant from experience. ]

[ex_bandai157]

Since you have more experience than me, I'll take your word for it.

[gorillawarfare]

Glad to be the subject-matter expert in this case. Really.

Man, I'd be happy to just get pants.

[ex_bandai157]

Is there something stopping you?

[gorillawarfare]

My wacky superpower doesn't really accommodate for protecting my inner thighs from blisters, sadly.

[ex_bandai157]

[ FINALLY a fellow NEXT, or at least one other (that he knows of) now. ]

What does your ability allow you to do?

1/3

[gorillawarfare]

[ he seems contemplative for a moment ]

I guess there's no harm in show and tell. The whole cat's out of the bag where I'm from anyways.

[ and who knows, if Yeerks are involved with this maybe they're watching his feeds and this will draw them out ]

Hold on to your barf bag.

2/3

[gorillawarfare]

[ Slowly, Marco starts changing. His body becomes blanketed in thick, coarse black fur. His skull starts to elongate as his nose starts to look smushed in.


His fingers stretch, the bones cracking and popping as they become longer, with more joints. His nails blacken and harden.


His organs shift, his bones twist, and all the sound effects are heard very nicely.


In a few seconds, where Marco formerly was there now sits a big, hairy gorilla. ]

3/3 done

[gorillawarfare]

[ the voice that you hear is still Marco's, but it seems to work more like telepathy ]

:: It doesn't feel as gross as it looks. ::

[ex_bandai157]

[ He raises his eyebrows as he watches (and listens, making him grateful once again for his power being what it is). It reminds him of Origami Cyclone, though he doesn't know if the other hero can become animals as well (or the limitations of that ability at all) - and either way, it's certainly quite a sight. ]

Blisters or no, that's quite a unique power, and I'm sure it's been very useful in the past.

[ Can't help but wonder if it's just turning into gorillas or other animals too. ]

[gorillawarfare]

< Yeah, it's a real killer with the ladies. I can also do a mean poodle. >

[ex_bandai157]

[ Well, that answers that. ]

You can turn into any animal you want, then?

[gorillawarfare]

[ The gorilla gives a very human like shrug ]

< Anything I've physically touched that has DNA >

[ he doesn't explicitly say sentient beings but, well, the option is there ]

[ex_bandai157]

And other people?

[ It sounds so much like Origami Cyclone only this guy is wittier and more cheerful and less gloomy. ]

[gorillawarfare]

< They have DNA, don't they? >

[ it's a touchy subject. Technically they aren't supposed to morph sentient beings, but hey. It's war, and the lines get a little shaded sometimes ]