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[gorillawarfare]

 You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.




We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

[ SCIENCE ]

Comments

[gorillawarfare]

You tell me. You're the resident expert.

[itase]

Wow. That bad, huh? Because my score? Eh. I try not to make grown men cry with my criticism.

[gorillawarfare]

At least you called me a grown man. Finally something about a door shutting and a window opening makes sense.

[itase]

I'm so allowed to change my mind.

[gorillawarfare]

Not once it's been documented by video.

[itase]

Being on the internet doesn't make it real. I might be drunk.

[gorillawarfare]

I might be framing the words on my wall for all to see.

[itase]

Slander. Libel. I was taken out of context!

[gorillawarfare]

Out of context and straight to the Control and P buttons on this thing.

[itase]

You are a cruel and unusual punishment.

[gorillawarfare]

Better get used to it, because I'm frequently ruled as sustained.