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[gorillawarfare]

 You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.




We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

[ SCIENCE ]

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[ex_bandai157]

[ His eyebrows shoot up at the name Jake, but - "perpetually humorless" is probably not the way anyone would describe one Jake Martinez.

Besides, as he remembers a second later, Jake's powers were very different. ]

In that case, we're talking about different people.

[gorillawarfare]

< I'm starting to be unsure about whether that's a bad thing or a good thing. Ever wonder how many parallel universes and timelines there are? A lot. >

[ex_bandai157]

Are you speaking from experience?

[gorillawarfare]

< Unfortunately. Being Robin in an ape suit doesn't really leave a lot of room for normalcy. >