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[gorillawarfare]

 You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.




We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

[ SCIENCE ]

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Re: video;

[gorillawarfare]

We're better prepared for mounting a resistance. No longer can they capitalize on our beefcakeousity. Our Victoria's Secrets curves. Our Bowflex pecs.

[twiceadays]

Our what? [Look she's. From the future. I don't think those places exist anymore.] I don't think there is a method to their madness. They seem to be pretty indiscriminate in their choice of soldiers, kid.

[gorillawarfare]

Name two ugly people and I'll rest my case. I say two, because I am pre-emptively guessing that you are going to lie horribly and say me in the hopes that my shame will stop the truth. It won't. I am shameless.

[twiceadays]

[Too bad Garrus isn't here.] Can't say I know everyone here to make a fair judgment call on that one. [Ever the diplomat.] Now, would I tell a kid that he was ugly and damage his poor ego?





[Yes.]

[gorillawarfare]

To win an argument? Absolutely you would.

[twiceadays]

[She leans in.] I don't need to sling insults to win an argument.

[gorillawarfare]

I'm sure you don't.


[ s m i r k ]

Cabana boy outfit now or later?

[twiceadays]

I'm too old for you, and you're still way too young for me. [Also she is like. In love with Kaidan.

Or something stupid like that.]

[gorillawarfare]

Most women are into that sort of thing, you know.

[twiceadays]

I'm not most women.

[gorillawarfare]

Hubba hubba.

[twiceadays]

[The most extreme eye rolling.]

[gorillawarfare]

[ the most extreme eyebrow waggling ]