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[gorillawarfare]

 You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.




We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

[ SCIENCE ]

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[gorillawarfare]

Then everything I've ever learned will become a lie and the very moral fiber of my being will unravel at the core.

Or I'll get over it.

One or the other.

[ex_bandai157]

Good luck with it, in that case.

[ Wryly. This is about as much as he does joking, sadly. ]

[gorillawarfare]

Getting over it or unraveling at the core? Because I'm pretty pro at unraveling at the core by this point.

[ex_bandai157]

If that's so, then with making theories at all.

[gorillawarfare]

Knew there was a reason I failed physics in high school that didn't have to do with all my midafternoon naps.

Do me a favor? If you hear me saying the word "hypothesis" ready a mug of hot cocoa and a Journey CD.

[ex_bandai157]

I understand. If I hear you saying that again, I'll just remind you what happened the last times.

[gorillawarfare]

It's nice to know I've got someone to get my back and 80s LPs in times like this.

Name's Marco.

[ex_bandai157]

I wouldn't be very good at my job if I didn't.

[ (Because that is totally the only reason he is friendly to people ever. Keep telling yourself that, Barnaby.)

Please don't you give him a weird nickname like the girl he doesn't know is your friend, he thinks. ]

Barnaby.

[gorillawarfare]

Let me guess, personal shopper?

...please tell me your last name is Jones. And that you solve crime while helping people decide which casual yet formal slacks to buy.

[ex_bandai157]

[ WOW MARCO. ]

Brooks, actually. Sorry to disappoint, but there's no shopping for my job at all - though I do help solve crime.

[gorillawarfare]

[ YOU KNOW YOU LOVE HIM ALREADY, BARNABY ]

Man, I had you pegged for the Macy's guy.

Solving crime, huh? Trenchcoat or spandex style?

[ex_bandai157]

[ He's just going to collect all the precocious children in the city. ]

Spandex isn't really my style. [ Although if his company had demanded it, he would've ended up going along with it. ] I have a different kind of suit.

[gorillawarfare]

[ and take them on fabulous field trips, right? Marco likes the arcade ]

Oh great, CIA up in here. You know, your computers aren't really as awesome as you think they are.

[ex_bandai157]

[ And wonder how this happened to him. Also he pauses at the misunderstanding, and then laughs briefly. ]

No, I meant that literally.

[gorillawarfare]

[ he sighs ]

What is it with this place and all the Bruce Wayne knock-offs.

And why didn't I get an awesome suit.

[ex_bandai157]

[ Rude, he's much more fabulous than Bruce Wayne. ]

Sorry, but I'm not anyone's knockoff. [ He totally invented being Batman okok. ] As for the suit, it sounds as though you didn't have anyone to design one for you. Though, not every kind of a hero needs a suit.

[ Not that he's quite one to talk, but he's also kind of thinking "maybe when you're older." ]

[gorillawarfare]

[ Marco rolls his eyes ]

That's exactly what the guy who doesn't have to save the world in tight bike shorts would say.

[ex_bandai157]

Regardless, it's still true. You shouldn't worry about it.

[gorillawarfare]

Dude, have you ever tried to outrun people shooting at you in bike shorts? The stuff chaffs after a while.

1/2

[ex_bandai157]

[ Oh you meant from experience. ]

[ex_bandai157]

Since you have more experience than me, I'll take your word for it.

[gorillawarfare]

Glad to be the subject-matter expert in this case. Really.

Man, I'd be happy to just get pants.

[ex_bandai157]

Is there something stopping you?

[gorillawarfare]

My wacky superpower doesn't really accommodate for protecting my inner thighs from blisters, sadly.

[ex_bandai157]

[ FINALLY a fellow NEXT, or at least one other (that he knows of) now. ]

What does your ability allow you to do?