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[gorillawarfare]

 You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.




We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

[ SCIENCE ]

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[gorillawarfare]

Knew there was a reason Nixon lost the election.

[insecrets]

Nixon?

[gorillawarfare]

One of our presidents. Kind of like crossing a Batman villain with a bulldog.

[insecrets]

[A curious look.] Batman? Sounds like a mutt to me.

[gorillawarfare]

Sure, close enough.

Marco, by the way. Just in case we need to ally ourselves against this terrible menace.

[insecrets]

Finnick. [A slow smile.] I like being surrounded by beautiful people.

[gorillawarfare]

Don't we all man, don't we all.

Glad to see at least someone admit to the strange skewing of the hotness to unhotness quota.

[insecrets]

I've been through this kind of show before. It's not that unusual to me.

[gorillawarfare]

Let me guess, Fabio in training?

[insecrets]

I surpassed the training years ago. [To be honest, he has no idea what a Fabio is, but that's what Jack calls him. So he figures it's a playboy.]

[gorillawarfare]

Well, I guess this is the Olympics of hotness so naturally they'd want the gold medals.

So Fabio extraordinaire, what brings you to Exsilium? Let me guess: Same thing as everyone else.

[insecrets]

Naturally. [What the hell are you going on about...]

It's not as though any of us had a choice in coming here.

[gorillawarfare]

That we know of. Personally, I'd say the situation is a little fishy.

[insecrets]

Why do you say that?

[gorillawarfare]

I'm sure there's an expression on keeping close to the lab rats.

[insecrets]

You're a pessimistic kind of person, aren't you?

[gorillawarfare]

Being surrounded by idealists kind of does that to a person. But, for the record, I consider myself a realist.

[insecrets]

[A chuckle.] I know plenty of people like you.

[gorillawarfare]

No, no. I insist that I'm one of a kind.

[insecrets]

It's better to blend into the crowd.

[gorillawarfare]

Such is the curse of these cheekbones.