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[gorillawarfare]

 You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.




We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

[ SCIENCE ]

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[ex_bandai157]

[ FINALLY a fellow NEXT, or at least one other (that he knows of) now. ]

What does your ability allow you to do?

1/3

[gorillawarfare]

[ he seems contemplative for a moment ]

I guess there's no harm in show and tell. The whole cat's out of the bag where I'm from anyways.

[ and who knows, if Yeerks are involved with this maybe they're watching his feeds and this will draw them out ]

Hold on to your barf bag.

2/3

[gorillawarfare]

[ Slowly, Marco starts changing. His body becomes blanketed in thick, coarse black fur. His skull starts to elongate as his nose starts to look smushed in.


His fingers stretch, the bones cracking and popping as they become longer, with more joints. His nails blacken and harden.


His organs shift, his bones twist, and all the sound effects are heard very nicely.


In a few seconds, where Marco formerly was there now sits a big, hairy gorilla. ]

3/3 done

[gorillawarfare]

[ the voice that you hear is still Marco's, but it seems to work more like telepathy ]

:: It doesn't feel as gross as it looks. ::

[ex_bandai157]

[ He raises his eyebrows as he watches (and listens, making him grateful once again for his power being what it is). It reminds him of Origami Cyclone, though he doesn't know if the other hero can become animals as well (or the limitations of that ability at all) - and either way, it's certainly quite a sight. ]

Blisters or no, that's quite a unique power, and I'm sure it's been very useful in the past.

[ Can't help but wonder if it's just turning into gorillas or other animals too. ]

[gorillawarfare]

< Yeah, it's a real killer with the ladies. I can also do a mean poodle. >

[ex_bandai157]

[ Well, that answers that. ]

You can turn into any animal you want, then?

[gorillawarfare]

[ The gorilla gives a very human like shrug ]

< Anything I've physically touched that has DNA >

[ he doesn't explicitly say sentient beings but, well, the option is there ]

[ex_bandai157]

And other people?

[ It sounds so much like Origami Cyclone only this guy is wittier and more cheerful and less gloomy. ]

[gorillawarfare]

< They have DNA, don't they? >

[ it's a touchy subject. Technically they aren't supposed to morph sentient beings, but hey. It's war, and the lines get a little shaded sometimes ]

[ex_bandai157]

So they do. [ Pshhh morality. He doesn't mind getting a tactical one-up on his enemy if he can, even through means involving more subterfuge. ] I know someone with an ability like yours, and he's been able to contribute quite a bit to keeping our city safe.

[gorillawarfare]

< Oh yeah? Teenage boy, zero sense of humor? >

[ex_bandai157]

[ .................. ]

That's a fairly accurate description.

[ HOW HAVE YOU HEARD OF HIM BUT NOT ME D:< ]

[gorillawarfare]

[ the gorilla face screws up into an expression of disbelief ]

< You know, it figures all the franchise benefits would go to him- especially since he's pretty much the only person besides Cassie who wouldn't use them >

[ex_bandai157]

[ No wait they can't possibly be talking about the same person unless they're from the same world. Which is. Possible. But - ]

What's his name?

[gorillawarfare]

< Jake, the Perpetually Humorless and Not As Handsome >

[ex_bandai157]

[ His eyebrows shoot up at the name Jake, but - "perpetually humorless" is probably not the way anyone would describe one Jake Martinez.

Besides, as he remembers a second later, Jake's powers were very different. ]

In that case, we're talking about different people.

[gorillawarfare]

< I'm starting to be unsure about whether that's a bad thing or a good thing. Ever wonder how many parallel universes and timelines there are? A lot. >

[ex_bandai157]

Are you speaking from experience?

[gorillawarfare]

< Unfortunately. Being Robin in an ape suit doesn't really leave a lot of room for normalcy. >