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[gorillawarfare]

 You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.




We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

[ SCIENCE ]

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[gorillawarfare]

See? I knew the air pressure from the constant time zone changes would get people light-headed and talking crazy.

Don't worry. You're a total babe. Like. A 9.5 on the Vicky's scale.

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[scintillates]

[a giggle] That's very kind of you to say. [She curls the strand she was holding around her finger] What was your name, again?

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[gorillawarfare]

Prince Charming. Knight in Shining Armor. Marco. Number Two Initials on the Tekken 3 Video Arcade Game. Take your pick.

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[scintillates]

[She wrinkles her nose] Prince Charming is so overrated. So is knight in shining armour, for that matter. But Marco. [There is a particular emphasis that she puts on his name] It's not a name I've heard before. I like it.

I'm Snow, by the way.

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[gorillawarfare]

Any chance I can get you to record that for a ringtone?

Snow? Tell me more like the fairy tale and less like the Canadian rapper.