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[gorillawarfare]

 You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.




We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

[ SCIENCE ]

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[tequilaselai]

[Snort.] Cute.

Protest to what, being a 'hot scaly alien'? [She shrugs her shoulders.] Maybe I am.

[gorillawarfare]

So I'm told.

You definitely have the air of mystery about you. Dudes dig that. Or, at least, I'm assuming scaley alien dudes dig that- it's hard to say.

[tequilaselai]

The whole mystery thing isn't really a big deal. [She taps on the helmet with her knuckles.] And I'm not wearing this because it looks good - all of my people have them.

[gorillawarfare]

A race of scuba divers. Awesome, I think National Geographic would have a field day.

And yours is the most prettiest one right?

[tequilaselai]

I've never been scuba diving, actually.

...Sure. I like the color.

[gorillawarfare]

Then what's the deal with the mask? You trying to emulate Darth or something?

[tequilaselai]

Darth? That's something from one of those human vids, isn't it?

[She kind of knows her human pop culture, ty Joker.

And then her tone starts to sound a little bored - it's like going back to those conversations with Garrus on the Citadel's elevators, all those years ago. But she knows questions were bound to happen sooner or later, anyway, with all these pre-Contact humans around.]

It's part of my enviro-suit. My people have weak immune systems, so we wear these to protect us from disease and infection.

[gorillawarfare]

Not one of. The.

I'm guessing you left the teleprompter cards in the other suit, huh?