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[gorillawarfare]

 You know, I've been here a few weeks, and in that time I think I've finally figured out a pattern to the madness. I've noticed a lot of people, like me, are pretty confused as to why we've been chosen out of everyone from our home...uh, time-slash-planet-slash-continuum.

Well. I think I have the answer.

The reason why we've all been chosen specifically to fight the Evil Empire and generally bring truth and justice and time paradoxes to the universe.




We're all criminally hot.

No, seriously! I've talked to a few people around here- not one uggo around. Even the scaley aliens I'm sure are the hottest scaley aliens you can find! It's a conspiracy, I say.

Don't worry, you can thank me later.

[ SCIENCE ]

Comments

[whatsupcroc]

... No I'm not!

[ Yes she was. Without even noticing, so she blinks and looks off to the side. ]

I was talking perfectly normally about post saving the world style fame and fortune.

[gorillawarfare]

Well, we all know about the me getting rich part. That was aligned in the stars.

But. Back to the mumbling. Something I should know?

[whatsupcroc]

Nope!

[ Straight faced lies. Best plan of action, or only plan of action? ]

[gorillawarfare]

Then I guess I'll have to wait for a big reveal. Man I'm getting sick of those.

[whatsupcroc]

I'm tired of the ones that don't end in the good kind of interesting results. Nice reveals would be a fantastic change of pace! Give me something worth waiting for, puh-lease.